Wooooooooo

All people are born with vampire genes

Evidence??

1)People nowadays sleep less, sleep very late at night, more active at night compared to day, which is not suppose to be a natural habit for human. That's why they look pale (like vampire)

2)People nowadays hate sunlight. Forget about sunlight and vitamin D, just stop any ladies around the mall and ask them how many layer of sunblock lotion and long sleeve shirts they wear before they expose to sunlight.

3)People nowadays take extreme make-up to cover their flaws. Due to evidence #1, people that sleep late look like one, therefore putting thick make-up on their face is hard to serve the purpose to cover up the flaws. It actually makes you look more pale.

4)People nowadays just love to see blood. Without blood scenes, who will bother to watch? Pure violent.

5)People nowadays look like vampire (including me). They wear black glasses indoor (vampires hate sunlight, even dim lights inside shopping mall), wear black skinny clothes and jeans (to portrait how slim they are, yo, vampires are skinny. Maybe i just haven't meet a fat vampire yet), hide at the dark corner, avoid onion and cross (well, there are people that patiently separate onion from the rest of the topping in pizza)

6)People nowadays sleep in a 'coffin', i mean, small area. Houses in KL is as expensive as other big metropolitan, however, the salary remains at the third world standard.

7)People nowadays avoid mirror. I'm not sure whether or not they are afraid of their own physical appearance (people do afraid of black pores and aches, which is way smaller than us). Another example, drivers. How often they realized that there is a car beside or behind them. Therefore, besides brakes, the second most frequently item pressed in a car will be your honk.

8)People nowadays are fantasize to be a vampire. Just look at how popular that Edward Cullen is. I believe that fans know more about Edward Cullen than their parents who are with them since birth.

Nature or nurture, fact or fiction, we will see more and more going-to-be vampires pop out and i think, according to evidence #1, #4 and #6, i'm may also be the part of the big family. I hope i will able to bite a hot chick, instead of a piece of cholesterol ;p

Noticification

I'm quite done with my shopping(Yesterday). By tomorrow, i should be back at BG. For those who wanna hunt and locate me, I should be back on Christmas. Any activities after Christmas are encouraged!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! (Blog may closed for public holidays)

LOKI!!!!!!!!!

Im waiting for u to announce something that is kinda obvious :D. Finally a victim adopted this lonely sheep :D

Sheep

There is once a sheep, that spends its whole life being in a farm. Its life is fairly 'peaceful', it is well protected from the wolves, too young to be slaughter for money and still waiting for the time to grow wool. Complains and desire to leave the farm still occur even living under such cozy and peaceful atmosphere.

One day, the gate that used to lock all the domestic animals is unlocked (the owner forgets to lock it). All of the sudden, it is a dream comes true for all the animals in the farm. However, when given chance, it seem like they have more repercussions to consider.

" I can't fly away if someone tried to catch me outside ", said the hen. "Maybe staying in the farm and lay eggs suits me better, at least i can able to survive alongside with my chicks "

" If i were leave the farm, i will lead straight to the oven " said the turkey. " Maybe staying in the farm is better, at least i don't get roasted during Christmas "

" I'm too huge and heavy to run away. I might not even able to pass the fences " said the cow. " Maybe staying here is better, at least i have a field of green grass for me "

.......

Time for the sheep to make decision. Going out is it's biggest dream and now it is a dream comes true. Freedom is, of course, the top priority but the sheep is also considering all the cons when it leaves the farm.

Leaving the comfort zone takes more than just courage and dream. How would the sheep do to make sure survival? It will exposed to more danger, not just wolves, but also from the villagers and also their cars. Kids may throw pebbles on it whenever they see it walking through. It may steps on booby traps, set by the villagers.

Considering that, the sheep makes it's decision. " I will stay with the rest, it is way more dangerous being outside than here"

Two days later, all the animals are all slaughtered as the owner sells the farm to a developer who plans to build a resort. The owner plans to release all these animals right after he sold his farm since the developer doesn't want to keep the animal anyway. Due to their uncertainty, all of the animals end up being at 'paradise' now :D

Beside learned helplessness (refer to google.com for more info, i don't feel like explaining the term), thinking too much will bring no good. It is true that there are more obstacles that you have to face once u leave the comfort zone, but if you going to be 'slaughtered' anyway (come one, all the animals in the farm will be slaughtered eventually. this is not a fairy tale with a happy ending), why don't just leave the frying pan first? Whether or not you will end up at the stove or the floor, that is a different problem to solve.

Don't be afraid of the cons that you can imagine. There are dangers in anything that you are doing. Worrying too much doesn't help. When the opportunity is there, muster all your courage and jump out from where you are. You never know until you try ;p

True true true

Does your name begin with: E

Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)

from http://www.anvari.org/fun/Truth/What_Your_Initial_Stands_For.html

War before holy-day

Homesick now. This is what happen when you enjoyed a brilliant and tension-free holiday before you return to the battlefield. Hang on, almost end. The war almost end

Psychology is tough, really tough

I may not score good grades in Psychology course, but I definitely learn how to be better person in the end of the course.

Tearless

I realized that i have extremely high EQ. Is that a good thing? The high capability to suppress my emotion end up piercing myself. I thought i will care about the damages done. Maybe i learned helplessness.


For my 201 groupmates, i dont know whether or not i should trust anyone of you to work on the same objective. Still, i will remain inside the group, at least to make sure we go through the experiment. If anyone of you don't bother to work, or just show passion that is obviously fake, tell me ahead. Since i have done so many, i don't mind finishing the remaining. Don't worry, you won't be labelled as social loafer. Im too tired and not bother to go through such procedures.

Just be 100% on what you suppose to be

If you are a snake, don't bother to fly like a dragon. Just crawl. You will end up falling hard.

If you are a dragon, don't bother to crawl like a snake. Just fly. You will end up being a snake.

10 bucks

'I have ten bucks left in my wallet now.'

'I still have ten bucks left in my wallet now.'


Sounds alike?

The word 'still' makes all the difference. It symbolizes hope and expectation.


So, if you are in such deep sh*t, well you are still alive. There are always other sh*t that is worse than you, and you obviously know that you don't wanna be into it.

Btw, i really have ten bucks in my wallet, only. Ten bucks is always better than one bucks, ya ;p

Holes in Heart (From an article that i read)

There is a boy that couldn't control his temper. Everytime, he gets mad, he tend to use harsh and hurtful words on others scolding other as if they offense him. Realizing this problem, the child's dad teach him a way to eliminate his anger. He asks his son to hit a nail on the wooden wall everytime he wanna release his temper, according to his dad, hitting the nail is as 'pleasurable' as scolding others.

His son follows his dad's advice. Everytime he gets furious, he hit a nail on the wooden wall. Eventually, he realized that he is able to control his temper as he able to release all this frustration by hitting the nail, really hard, on the wall.

As days go by, the wooden wall is covered by hundreds of nails, indicating how often his son get mad, even on small and minor matters. His son is ashamed and begs his dad to enlighten him on how he can control his temper.

His dad is glad with his son's confession and asks him to remove a nail everytime he is able to suppress his anger. He follows. As days go by and the all of the nails are removed from the wooden wall, he runs toward his dad, expressing his 'achievement' and 'victory' over his bad temper.

'Go and take a look of the wooden wall'. The son realized that there are many holes on the wall. 'You may have removed all the nails that were on the wall, but as the repercussion, these leave the "innocent" wall nothing but holes. Like your words, you may express all these harsh and hurtful words to make yourself feel better but for the listeners, it pierced a hole in their heart. It is pointless to say sorry after committing such damage to your beloved one'

Just for your own sake and pleasure, you end up hurting someone. This action is equally to abusing your loved one physically to make you feel better. Once the hole is there, it is a tough job to fix it. There are many ways to express what you dislike, but hurting them verbally will only make it worse ;p


' You shouldn't commit what you dislike to others. Others will commit what they dislike to you, in return; Unless you like what they don't like, otherwise this war never ends'

Time to sleep, to worse

I realized that most of my posts are kinda long-written.

Time to change....


............ *yawn*
i saw blood veins inside my eyeballs. Going to explode soon, time to sleep.




Thanks *bow*

(This will definitely be the shortest posts even made ;P)

Too fast

This is what happens when you are so hectic at morning, all of the sudden, i realized that i suppose to be busy............

But what should i do???

There is always a reason when someone asked you not to be too busy and neglect things around you. The reason is when you stopped after you are tired, you realized that you are way ahead of other, and you are all alone, far far away from those that you know. You are in a deserted, isolated so-called dreamland, the destination that you had been always wanna to be.

I'm not born to be an excellent new environment adapter. It may takes some time for me to change mode. But it is not the first time, i used to and used to it.

I will wait, don't worry. Take your time and i will be waiting here.

How to be your parents' good boy?

If you know that your parents have a large amount of money, saved inside the bank for future retirement plan and you wish to withdraw it to buy the latest iphone (sorry, watch too much of chinese drama during holidays) or,

If you wanna get a new pair of shoes and you know your mom will rather buy more vegetables and let it rotten inside the fridge instead of getting you one or,

If you just wanna show and surprise your dad in order for you to go out and 'yum cha' till the mamak stall owner begs to shuu you away

This is what you need to do to erase all your bad record and reinstall good memory into your poor parents


STEP 1 = ONLY DO THE HOUSECHORES OCCANSIANALY

If you are those who do the housechores all the time at home, you will definetely wondering why your big bro get all the credit when he only wash one plate after he finish his meal. (For example, me :P)

Reason? Easy, same situation like when you give presents to your partner. If you give them presents on every single important day, eg, birthday, valentine, graduation, every 100 days, every months which basically kinda predictable, try not to give a present on one of the month if you are those who give presents every month. Chances are, good luck dude. Your partner will be expecting that and when they expect and dont recieve, your ears will need some extra barrier to block the complains.

So, if you usually do not do the housechores and suddenly unpredictablely (Is there such word??) you do things that you hate alot. This once in a blue moon 'holy ritual' will be stamped into your parents' memory.

STEP 2= ONLY DO IT WHEN THERE IS AN AUDIENCE

What the point of acting on the stage if there is no one watching it. Like any celebrities, they dont need to act how charming and lovely and cute they are all the time. What they need to do it is just pose and smile everytime the legion of fans and cameras occur. Thats enough to show everyone how charming, lovely and cute (since fans are basically think that celebrities do not act in public, they assume that the celebrites are like what they see on the stage all the time :P)

STEP 3= ONLY DO IT DURING DESPERATED/SPECIAL TIME

This works very well during festival days, whereby tons of 'visitors' come and invade your small habitat. Do what you are good at (ACTING LO, DUH) in front of the audience (FOLLOW STEP 2)and act like you help your parents alot since they will be tooooooo busy with other stuffs, your 'kindness' is very appreciated.

STEP 4= ONLY DO IT IF YOU KNOW/CONFIDENT IN DOING IT

If you are one of the freaking lazy and dumb sloth that never even been to the kitchen to cook a instant noodle, chances are you going to burn the whole kitchen and your pet the moment you touch the stove. My advise, dont do thing that you are not familiar with. Try to do things that looks and is easy eg, washing toilet and mopping floor. For sloths, such 'workload' can be consider as magnificant. You can still play inside the kicthen, but only under your mom survillence. You can act as if you wanna learn how to cook. Your mom will definitely hug and kiss you unless this is not the first time you use this trick. Also, since you dont always 'work', please beware that any major mistake will also be stamped along in your parents head. You wouldnt want your parents to ask you not to sweep the floor cos you broke the broom and accidently poke your little innonnce sis as you are sweeping.

STEP 5= ONLY DO IT WHEN YOU PROMISED

Like STEP 1, you dont need to do any housechores all the time, so if you really wanna prove to your parents that you have change so they can get you PS3, promise them that you will do (fill in the blank) during (fill in the blank). This gives you more time to expect what you are going to do and time for your audience to watch. After you have done as you have promised, the next time when you were asked to do the same thing and if you decline, there is another additional excuse for you (I dont promise you to do that wat, so it is ok for me not to do)

This is kinda classical conditioning, forming a certain pattern which eventually your parents know that you can be depend on and also will do what they ask you to do, after passing through certain 'stimulus' :P

(I really feel sorry for the parents, volunteering is just not inside their kids' genes)

The Feeling, F E E L!!!!!!

When you watched singing competition, the most famous/ frequent dialogoue from the judges will be ' You have a wonderful vocal but lack of feeling'. ' Your singing is not touching enough'. 'You sing as if you are a device, design to sing according to the notes and lyric'

When you watched a movie, many of us will critic that the actor is lack of feeling. His/her performance especially during crying/ someone died is so fake, the face is so numb, like no feeling and emotion.

In psychology, such emotion/feeling is equal to empathy. You are able to feel what other feel. For example, in a movie, when your 'dog' (i dont want to focus on any of my relatives) died, unless you really have a dog that died and you remember the current emotion/feeling, it is really hard to imagine. Thats the reason many actors get mad after acting in certain movie. They are obssessed and couldn't escape from the cast. Especially western movie, whereby CG took at least 50% of the whole scene, basically you are acting in front of a green background. Imagine how idiot Harry Porter and Megan Fox acting, talking to the 'invisible' character in front of the shooting crews..... Thats why their salary is so exaggerate. ;p

It seem that knowing how to manipulate and use your feeling can make bunch of money :D. Strange, I thought everyone have these ability to feel and react towards certain condition, regardless good or bad. Our emotion are covered by so many external elements and basically we are starting to lost it. We think that all of us are really emotional (emo ma, everyone uses this word without knowing the real definition) and basically able to react normally towards certain condition.

How many of you feel pity to your lecturer that spend a hell 2 hours with devils (Student, like me)?

How many drivers feel pity for those P-licenced newbie driver? Ok, just how many of you will let them go first?

How many of you will appreciate your maid at home, feeling pity for them as they left their home and work in a complete different environment and get scold or torture by their 'master' whenever they please to?

Why it is so hard for us to react like what we suppose to be?
Having high EQ (able to control emotion) may sound cool but as time passes by, you started to neglect your intial emotion, the original way of how you handle your emotion and feeling.

Think again..... Feeling is a money mine if you know how to use it right (still you need to be good-looking. Not everyone have empathy to below average looking individual)

F-E-E-L it!!!!!

Dilemma

The worst situation that can happen to you during holiday is that you have TOOOOOOO much time to spare till all of a sudden, you feel that time is being wasted for no purpose. Secondly, you have TOOOOOOO much time to spare that your mind will starting to wander around, thinking of too many repercussion for certain issue.

This is my current status, i'm currently rotting at home, doing nothing significant but eat, sleep, crap, and play. What a boring life for a hyperactive teen. It is like waiting the moment to be executed in a cell. I thought i love holiday alot......

For those who are facing the same problem, tell me how you plan to overcome this dilemma cos currently, im extremely boring!!!!!!!

Joker

If you have a joker in yr life, you should be thankful. (I never refer myself as joker, hence im not selling myself via this post). For those who can never make jokes and make other laugh till tears out, they will know what i mean.

For me, it's a continuous training in order to become a joker. Some born with such genes and some work very very hard to sound funny to other. To those with such genes, whatever they said and do can make other laugh like hell. For other (like me), they can only refer and duplicate the same jokes that works on themselves to other, hoping that other will potrait the same laughing effect like themselves.

So, next time when someone tell you something that could make you laugh for hours, appreciate it. You never know how your laugh can mean to the joker. And for those who cant joke, try harder. I'm undergoing this training as well ;P

GO TO HELL

You see, we are all cheated by God and all of His theories that he listed inside His books and teaching. He teached us to be kind to other people, not to do bad things, be loyal to His teaching and love everything. Ya right, tell me who can do all these stuffs nowadays?

Let's make one example. In Buddhist, anyone that do any kind of evil deeds will go to hell. For punishment, simple answer. If you lie, your tougue will be hooked. If you copy in examination or steal, your hands will be cut. If you talk bad about someone else, you will be punished by drinking boling oil. Looks kinda reasonable ya?! Think again....

Who the hell in this earth dare to admit that he/she never lie in his/her life. Even a simple statement, stating that that damn fat girl is not really that fat is also a lie. (Remark, there is no such thing as white, black or grey lie. A lie is a lie, thats the bottomline). Another example, you dont like the food that your friends plan to bring you to but u said it is ok. YOU ARE LYING!!!!! Same to those who come with unlimited excuses not to go out with your friends, MEET ME IN HELL COS YOU ARE LYING, DUDE!!!!!!

Let us go for talking bad about other. Under this rule, i think i will drink a pool of boiling oil when im at hell. Same example, when you saw a gal in front of yr seat in college and complain that she is a bitch,you are one leg in hell.( Unless she is a bitch and she admits it, then you are safe). If God really around us and remember all of our deeds, He will make the criteria to heaven lower, in order to make sure hell is not overload.

Well, to those who believe in God (extremists only, if you are like me, consider yourself as bystanders, pergi mana pun tak pa), maybe u should just forget all these rubbish that i 'threw' and continue with yr believe. I have no intention to spread the anti- heaven and pro-hell theory. Im just discussing about my own case. SO THAT WHEN SOMEONE ELSE SCREAM AT ME AND ASK ME TO 'GO TO HELL', I DONT FEEL FRUSTRATED COS IM GOING TO HELL AND HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!!!!

Time to stand up!!!!

It's our life and yet we have to look at how other feel and think about us. Who are they to critic and complain about our own actions? Funny, thanks to them, we usually afraid of doing something that we like, or something that we suppose to do. Are we, everyone of us, born to be an actor, playing the role that was on the written script?

Again, why should we force ourself to do what other wants us to do? Why can't we be ourself? Are we going to be the odd one for not being what the public wants us to do?

I'm proud to say that what i'm doing is what i want myself to be in. Taking psychology course is against all odd. Honestly, i can't imagine myself taking business, accounting, engineering and all these main stream subjects. I just hate to follow the crowd.... at least for this....

If i stand strong and make my point clear, am i going to win the arguement?

Winning the arguement is not the sole objective and winning the foe's respect is harder than just winning. Just because of other, unknown strangers that pass through your side and tell something that against your will, you hestitate, stop and finally quit. Where is your stand? Where is your 'nuts'? (mature content)

I'm always offended by listening to critics that doesn't follow my will. But then, deeply thinking, it is the critic that fills the patch of the flawed cloth. It still takes me a long time to realise that i can't obey everyone will, i can't behave what everyone wanted. Sorry, but it is time for me to be myself. No more wearing mask.

Things girls don't realize....

Suppose to repost or else, will lose one important gal in my life (same message sent to scare you, i don't buy it). I found it interesting and basically, kinda true...


1. Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch Goodbye.

9. Giving a guy a hanging message like 'You know what?!..uh...nevermind..' would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

11. Guys are very open about themselves.

12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

14. Guys love you more than you love them.

15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.

16. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.

17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, 'Please come and listen to me.'

23.If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

32. Not all guys are jerks. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of them.

33. They love it when girls talk about their boobs. haha it's true..

34. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.

Appreciativeness and gratefulness

I spend almost 40 min in front of my laptop's cam, smiling and responding while FB-ing, as my parents are buggin me about my future girlfriend. This is what they pinpoint during the whole conversation

1) No fat and short gal (not you, xwing)
2) No dating now in college, unless I can score A in all my subjects (Thats y i'm single)
3) ......... Fine, can date but don't neglect your assignments (In case i turn gay)
4) If you can't get a girlfriend by 30, mom will start helping you to hunt gal (OMFG)
5) Say no for naive and silly gals, no princess and bitch (I agree!!!)
6) Don't play play, no accidents (How to have accident in toilet , mature content)

Here, i would really appreciate and thank to those who cares about my marital status. MK, Stephie and HX to name some. I don't really like that 'angel' and i don't really need your help to knock her down if i plan to. Though i don't mind to joke regards on this matter, but if she realised this, i will be wearing mask to U everyday to avoid her. Sian la dia, tak pasal pasal kena gosip. Please..... keep in confidential. Just between us....

And, i spend the remaining 20 min, looking at the mirror and staring on my own face. Do i look so hopeless in knocking a gal down. What makes all of my beloved worrying that i can't get girlfriend........... Do i look weird?! ;p

Rich and Poor Theory

I am spending my valuable and rare hoildays, watching that damn South Park. Well, cantonese version is always more funny that the original version. Besides rude, i still think that it is as cool and rock as Sponge Bob!!!!!

Got some inspirations from one of the episodes which talks about the 'Rich and Poor Theory'. If you ever wonder, why are you so poor and yet God or any rich ppl never even help you by sharing their money with you, this is the answer.

First, to be rich you need to be smart. When you are smart, you will end up getting a cert and work in a big company and earn tons of money. So, for the poor ppl, they are just dumb. (Ouch!!!). The reason rich ppl never share their money with ppl is basically they don't bother to share money with dumbass and they will have to work, like the rich ppl to get money. See, the poor can work as the servant for the rich, doing things that the rich won't do such as maid, rubbish collector or plumber (Ouch!!). If the poor get rich, who will do all these sh*t?!

Some part of this theory seem to be logical and ya, i buy his idea. Guess that's the reason why money is so powerful and everyone is hunting for more. In reality, it is just painful for the poor (I'm included, thats y i worked as a saleperson) to realise this fact. (The actual version is way more aggressive and rude, due to our country cencorship law, certain language and words have been eliminated and replaced)

Baby Henry's party

Here's some pictures of that brat, Baby Henry poolside birthday party. Well, he is 12 months old now. Just hope that he can keep quiet and unactive sometime. Now i know, it is just hard to be some baby's parents. Hail all parents!!!!!




He just know where is the camera. Witty little brat

Should keep this cake into the fridge. It is melting in my hand, not in my mouth.

What he will do is toss all the coins to the floor. No prize to those who able to guess who gotta clean all the mess later.

His hobby, kissing someone. For me, he prefers to bite and lick.

More pic coming soon due to difficulties to upload pic. Thanks to Streamyx, u know Streamyx issue......

Chick Magnet

I read a post before regards on hot chicks. It stated that there are only 3 types of people that have such chance to be surrounded or marry a hot chick. Let's just negelct whether or not they will have a wonderful marriage in future.

First type of people will be rich dudes. No doubt, if you have money, you are the chick magnet. What you need to do is to fetch her with your luxury yet 2 door-less-than-my-car car and bring her to luxury-yet-small- portion restaurant. Not forget, bring along your unlimited credit cards and swap as if you have bottomless gold in your mine. Then, you can do whatever you wanna and wish to do to her (Warning: Depending on individual's perception, this line may contain mature content.). Well, money is the best solution and best brain-washing element in this world. No Doubt ;p

Solution : Me, myself spend years to find out a way to be rich but sadly, there are no shortcuts for fortune. Positive method, you work or be a businessman or pray hard that you'd hit the jackpot. Negative method, be a toyboy or rob or be a government servant.

Second type, P-O-W-E-R. Watched Fast and Furious 4??? You dont need to be good looking to have tons of chicks in your house. Just wear some bling-bling, put some vulgar words in between your sentence, poke your skin with color pencil or black pen (a.k.a tattoo) and speak loudly. Thats what we call, mafia bro. Or, go for a election, win it and be famous. Same result.

Third, very good-looking dudes. According to Law of Attraction, you will attract people that is similiar with you. Or in Social Psychology, we will tend to mix around with people thats similiar with us. So if you are a handsome dude, example, models, they will mix with other models or fabulous people. Am i right? So, if you are complaining why you are not a womanizer, easy, cos you are just not. If you are complaining of having a bunch of friends that share the similarity with @$$ 0, don't curse them. The curse will hit you back cos you are one of the @$$ 0 too. ;p

I personal agree with the points and i guess that this solves the mystery of why i'm not a hen (no chicks around). Personal strategy, i will aim to the first category, rich. It is easier to wash chicks' brain with money than force and attractiveness. At least, you are the dealer. ;p

Fairy Tale

If someone tell you that unity is possible, tell them that nothing (besides your six abs) can be unity, not forever. I'm been living in this land of diversity whereby seeing people with different races and skin colour are a norm. Our government tried and still trying to inject this thought, so called ' perpaduan' into everyone in this country. Yet, you know that it will never have a day when we can call someone with their name, instead of that ' chinese dude' or ' keling' (sorry to be rude)

Easy, when you go through an accident and what is the first question you will ask? 'What race is he/she'. When you trapped in a jam and starting cursing the car beside you that tried to overcome you, what will you said? 'DAMN (race) people, all of them sucks. Come on, if victims are from other races, you will do feel better ya? Other races' life do not consider as valuable as yours.

Hunger for more examples? Why do bumiputra have discount when they buy house and we, non- bumiputra do not have such discount? Are bumiputra consider special just because they are born here, or 'grow' from soil here? If we are staying here, don't we consider as bumiputra??
Don't you feel ashame to take such discount which obviously unfair to other? Indirectly, government is giving you a wheelchair to show how handicapp you are.

This discrimination doesn't only occur between races, but also within races. See what happen to government's party everytime before election? See what happen in a Chinese village when it comes to money and honey? See what happen between a Hokkien and Hakka and Cantonese individual arguing on their language? Is it that important to show how great our race is? Are we all human? Are we all equal? Told you, unity, equality and world peace is impossible.

For those who have strong discrimination attitude, congrat and continue with your thought and attitude. You are contributing to the doom of the human civilization. We been exposed to tooo many history and examples, showing how deadly war can be and yet, we human are still living in a world without history. Keep repeating and following the cycle. It is ok ;p

Friday the 13th Exposed (Edward's feeling after event)

I think i suppose to come out with the final summary of the event that took place last week, Friday the 13th and to those who been there or know about the whole event, there are too many pic to insert into this blog and it will take centuries to recycle the memories regards to this event. Therefore, i decide not to redo and comment on the event again and again. Since Fern had the most update/exposed info to our event, just go and visit her blog http://chocolatedreamsandeverythingnice.blogspot.com/. She did a brilliant job in commentating the whole event.

Ok, back to my life after the event. After going through nights of OT, i decided to 'date' MK to watch Slumdog Millionaire. Well, since the Friday the 13th show is all about charity show, i bet after going both the event and the Ocsar-winning award movie, holy...... You will realise how damn lucky you can be in this country. (Besides political issue)

It seems to me that everyone in this world required help from someone else and thats the reason why we have to go through the project (For the 25 marks too, to be honest). I would said that this movie really open up the eyes of many lucky-fellow who are indulge in the torrent of prosperity and greed. Life doesn't need to be fill by unlimited fortune or luxury. Maybe it is not as convincing as i plan it to be cos i'm one of the money-minded dude in this world but it is true. When you are broke (like me now), you wanna have a bunch of money falling from a tree like Newton got apple when he was skipping his lecture. Then, when you are freaking rich (like what i will be soon :p), you will then complain that money is no longer important and you started to think to have other... Desire is always accepted but it will be painful to have desire that hard to be accomplished.

Example? When we going through the 2-month duration project, every single one of us pray hard and wish that the whole hell will end ASAP. In the end? every single one of us pray hard and wish that the whole hell will go on again and again. Controversial, ya?

The pictures of us worrying about every single activities in our event are still fresh in my memory. And in the end, all the paths are cleared for us. Thinking too much basically do not help to solve the matter. Coming out from the initial plan doesn't really bad, if you know how to get back when you leave the original track. Hey, you may get a shortcut out of it.

Finally.......

Tomorrow will be a big day for all of the sufferers (Form 6 students). I can be sure that every single Form 6 went through their 2 years, cursing the books and teachers, banging head towards the wall or wooden well-decorated desk and sweating during the 3 hours math exam.

Well, i believe that the main purpose of Form 6 is to kill off and discourage hardworking and nerdy students to stop studying and help the economic to grow by quit studying and start to work. However, i will really need to SHOUT OUT HERE, they survived and grow stronger after going through this hell!!!!!

I will like to wish any Form 6 to get the best result that you cant even imagine. For most of my bros in BG, i bet you will never read this post but still i wish you guys all the best!!!!

Good, bad or ugly, life still goes on. An A doesn't able to prove your hardwork (if there is) and marks are just a figure of how many questions you can get it correct. Why bother to make your life miserable because of certain figures?!

May the Lady Luck be with every single of you tomorrow. AAAAAAAAAAA :p

How to spot a shy male ;p

Due to the intensive advises and complains from numerous friends, i will like to give comments in behalf of other fellow shy-male to express what is inside our fragile heart and also guide to spot and knock down a shy male.

Shy dudes ( for example, me ;p) usually talk alot about their love theories but simply, they are lack of pratical and experience in relationship. Most of the tim, they are the one that you will refer to if you face any problem regard to relationship as they are neutral and bias free (they don't know what is love). This is because they are

1) shy (duh!!!)
2) lack of exposure to females especially hot pretty chicks
3) do not look too attractive
4) poor
5) can't differentiate between friends and potential lover
6) lazy (they have other things to focus on, eg games, comics, p*rn)
7) scare of rejection
8) 'love stereotype' eg. love hurts, love uses alot of money, love is like holding a time bomb

Shy male's personalities.

1)Must be a straight male
2)Talk and give comments on love but no action taken.
3)Give out bunch of reasons not to date a woman.
4)Red Cheek (worst = red face)
5)Abnormal sudden change of responce and attitude when a hot chick walks pass (eg, act cool, act smart)
6)No eye contact during a conversation with a female.
7)Acting as if love is nothing to them.
8)Feel anxious when they know that the target is around them.
9)Try to appear in front of the target but not dare to be too near or approach.

Ways to overcome the disorder.

1)Watch p*rn
2)Get surrounded by ugly pork chops first before targeting on hot chicks. (This is to ensure that they can survive at the hardest stage, make them vulnerable to females)
3)Help them to pass the love messages.
4)Bring him along as you are approaching his target (help them to overcome shyness)
5)Plastic surgery.
6)Pray to God that the girl will be more active.
7)Be a homo (no need to woo a female lo)
8)Use drug/alcohol to make accident occur/ boost their courage (Caution, please take precaution action to avoid pregnancy)

(Due to the laziness, the length of the post will be reduced. Please be considerate as the author faced a strong internal conflicts as he is going through and writing out his toughest chapter in his life ;p)

Miracles

The only weakness a human, especially one with a logical and rational mind, will have is thinking too much. I had to admit about my perfectionist attitude that usually lead to inevitable stress and pressure. Human like me will need to have more than one alternative plan, considering pros and cons for every single step, trying to avoid making mistakes, worrying about revealing the stupidity and taking time to make sure that the path in front of me is the most secure i can get.

Result? I lose my dreams, i lose my imagination, i lose my desire, i lose my expectation on miracle. Easy ya, if you are those who are skeptical about things that you can't see, you will start to lose your faith on miracle, which is something that you can't see.

I am currently in a groupwork and during the planning stage, it is very obvious to see me, worrying for every single details. Honestly, i have doubt that our event ( Adver time : http://www.helpfriday13th.blogspot.com/ ) is not capable to be as gala as it is now. The moment when i am worrying about budget and sponsorship, miracles happen. All the sponsorships pop out from no where and things are just getting better and better and better. (Guys, all of you are just brilliant!!!!!!)

Perhaps, sometime you just need to let go and let your Lady Luck guide you. I seriously regret for missing too many chances that may change my life if i have just close my eyes and follow my heart. I will be trying to close my part of brain that control logical thinking, so bear with me if i come out with any stupid things all in a sudden.

I wanna sing while playing guitar (Currently working on)

I wanna change a new car (Latio Implus, tell dad ya!!!)

I wanna get a new camera!!!!

I (really) wanna have long hair!!!!

I wanna go clubbing!!!!

I wanna grow taller

I wanna go to Bali and have beach party with bikini gals (0.o)

I wanna be lazy ( though i'm all the time)

I wanna kick N@zib 's ass



(The list is too long but thats what currently in my mind that i wanna do regardless what happen ;p)

My love story

My friend told me that love is addictive. When you are in a relationship, you wish that time will stop eternally as both of you would like to spend all the time, looking at each other. When you are alone, it seem like your brain is covered with all the sweet memories and you are so excited to wait for the next date.

However, things change when your partner started to let go and choose to continue the journey with another person. This time, as you are alone, hatred, rage and sadness covered your mind. If money flows out in a relationship, this time tears and harsh words flows. You feel like killing your partner as revenge for the betray. Hopefully you are not that thick-skinned to threathen your partner to return all the gifts or beg to revive the relationship.

I admit that the whole arguement is not strong because i never been in a relationship before and i'm proud to say that no one even hold my hand yet (except my mom, my dad, my sis, my uncle ,my grandma, mak cik kantin,........). I recieved tons of laugh from my friends and my cousin (bubububuuub) for still being alone since 20 years ago. Perhaps i'm just not born to be paired with someone. Btw, i'm straight.

My point of view is puppy love is not even love for me. It is just admiration, just feel happy to have a handsome prince/princess around you. And for those puppy lover, good luck for you guys. I cant give any comment as i'm one of those failure that fails to get a partner (just to make them feel better) but i believe that if you put all your love on your partner, you will gonna have a hellya pain if he/she take all away and leave you alone. It is painful cos you have lost all your love in one time. Thats why it is important to know that, beside loving your partner, love yourself, love your family and love everyone around you. At least you will still get back the love that you have deposited on them if your partner left (touch wood).

Eventually, you will have to continue your journey of life alone. Many will get into your path but the one that will make the story goes on will be only you. Pray hard you die before your partner if you believe that both of you will be together forever. (You end your race first and wait for him at the ending point.)

Many thanks to those who share their lovely yet gruesome-in-the-end love story. I really enjoy the storyline and i'm glad that you make me as your audience. To those who are in a sweet wonderful relationship, Happy Valentine for you guys and for those who are like me, .........gambatte and horray as we dont need to spend on overchange chocolates, roses and couple meal ;p

My company

I'm part of a big, multiculture company which seem to hide in a perfect mask as it showed how peaceful and harmony we are, under the same habitat. However, we who are working in this company are just beginning to fed up with the company's structure and system. The previous chairman was a brillant leader, single-handed lifting our company to the surface of the world. But then, the thing changed when the new chairman started to rule.

I don't hate my chairman. He may not be as brilliant like our previous chairman but he worked very hard in order to make his reputation. The only and most vital killer blow/ weakness is his soft-hearted and gentleman way of leadership. That makes all the bastards that work with him started to unmask themselves. It is very normal for a company to breed a bunch of assholes that contribute nothing but problems but once the virus starting to spread, assholes turned into holy-shit assholes.

Thanks to the vice-chairman, the head of the assholes, we are now able to pinpoint all the issues. He is so so bad in acting and we, from a office boy to a garbage collecter know what is he about to do. To add lemon on your naked wound, he is perfect in using his authority to form pressure to both executive and management level. Basically, he is the one that roll the dice and other are praying not to lose too badly in this game.

Our chairman is leaving soon and no doubt, our vice will take his position. Most of us know our repercusion. He will make more false account to suck money, enough to buy a street of brothels. (Typical guy likes to have one mistress, he prefer mistressessssssss). How? By reducing our projects budget, decreasing OT wages, add taxes in cafeteria, charge for every turn to toilet........ well, he will eventually come out with his law to suck money.

Seriously, i love my company and i plan to work here till .......... well, no exact figure yet. All this political issues in our company really discouraging us to work. Some leave, some work while mind covered with million of complains, some do not care and some still do not aware with the current situation. We make complains, we make noises. Still, the company is operating, business as usual. This is ths story of my company. Pretty unfair ya? ;p

How to Behave During CNY

CNY is one of the biggest event you will probably experience in Malaysia, especially among Chinese. Therefore, knowing how to behave during these important days will save you alot of problems and making you an understanding friend as we are staying in the same country.

8 things that you should/must/better aware of... (Based on true story)

1)Angpau is more than just a red packet with money. It symbolizes hope and fortune given from the victims (i mean those who give you angpau). So, if you visit someone's house, don't be so rude to ask for angpau, don't open the angpau instantly or don't ask and spread the news regard on the amount of money inside the angpau.

2)It is not compulsary to wear red but try to avoid clothes that are black, with skull or any satan potraits, animals head, vulgar words, thick coat (Hello, Malaysia is full of hottie, it is damn hot here), songkok (Wrong place, WTH?!) and sexy-prom-night dresses.

3)You know that Chinese are not allowed to sweep the floor. So dudes, please be considering when you are trying to dispose your gabbage. It is not funny for the house owner if the whole Coke landed on a white sofa or collecting kuaci one by one on the floor. Though they respond in a gentle way, but you will know what happened when you leave the house.

4)For those who like to include vulgar/harsh/not-so-good languages or words in between sentences, please choose one of the two options provided. A) Think everytime before words come out from your mouth or B) Just keep ya filthy mouth shut.

5)CNY is the best chance you can get into someone' house. However, 'treasure digging' or 'shopper' attitude are no no. Don't simply go to others room and start digging people's wardrobe and asking the price of the limited edition SpongeBob boxer. Avoid touching people's valuable items such as vase, plasma TV, PS3, dog, pictures and maid.

6)Watch out the way you react in other's house. Do not attempt to make youself stupid by hopping around the house, standing on the sofa, eating till you feel like 'ta pau', taking/demanding more than one angpau, drinking beer till you drop and curse when you lose in poker card game.

7)Something are better when they are not reviewed. Don't try to act hardworking on CNY. Harkworking= "I wanna do homework, got three exercise books to do." or " Let me finish my Hairy Pooter first." when other are busying chatting and gathering. Come on, you can do this later. Save it for yourself.

8)Please do make yourself look good during CNY. Make sure you have yourself well dressed, brush your teeth, wash your face, change your inner, style your hair properly (For those who have extreme hairstyle like me, god bless you. I'm still thinking how to style my hair to look more 'guai'.). Trust me, you will get more angpau and more praises from vistors. You definitely dislike the feeling of people cursing you during CNY.

Last one,

Happy Chinese New Year and Wish everyone around me is as healthy, as tough, as full (Cow is fat), as 'milky' (Mean more money) and as easy-go-lucky like cow this year ;p (No more psy stuffs this time, Loki)

Mother Teresa said...

From my uncle's t-shirt...

We went for a kaw kaw shopping recently and professional shoppers like us have no problem to hunt down 5 or 6 t-shirts with all these kawaii phrases.

Sometime it is just a matter of fact that some 'holy' phrases can potrait a different meaning if it is from someone else mouth (exp - me ;p)








See, it is just the matter of perceptive. The same accident, if occured in a comedy, will be a joke while when occured in a horror movie, will be a heart-stopping terror. It depends on how you view the matter, what is your mood and how to do react to it. CNY is just around the corner, so enjoy your holidays and let the fire crackers shine the whole night despite the risk of getting summons from our friendly neighbourhood, policeman. ;p

Kampung

Picture of my grandparent's room at my kampung

Most of us trying to eliminate all the antiques and old stuffs which witness many days along us. We tend to hunt for modern and breath-taking (as in the value) items and we are so proud to own these flashy branded items. Hey, all of the furnitures here are way older than me. They were about the same age with our country, around 51 years.

One of the oldest item you can see in this typical kampung house is a jug that served as one of the gifts on the wedding dinner of my grandparents around 50++ years ago. Hahahahaaha, it just looks like a piece of old classical jug before i know about my grandparents' love story and my mom's childhood. The bad news is the cover of the jug was no longer there, just like my grandpa who left us 7 years ago.

Life is like a journey, driving toward a particular destination and memories are views that you have passed. Whether there are mouth-watering stalls, a deadly accident or pretty chicks waving to you, once you stopped, it will be hard for you to continue your journey. To those who have stopped, time to move on. No point stopping and looking to these scenery. You will never reach your destination. Whether the memories were good enough for you to be spellbounded to it or bad enough for you to try to delete, once they were gone, forever they were gone. Unless you are trying to break a world record by driving without looking in front, let what has behind, gone and what has left, as a casual conversation topic in future.

Thoughts

Typical human



Me ;p

Yesterday

Are you happier than yesterday?

Are you better than yesterday?

Did you learn anything yesterday?

Did you miss anything yesterday?

Yes or no??

If you miss something yesterday, do it today and see te result tomorrow. (Hehehehehehe, lazy and have nothing to blog. Got this inspiration from a movie ;p)