Thursday, April 23, 2009

Chick Magnet

I read a post before regards on hot chicks. It stated that there are only 3 types of people that have such chance to be surrounded or marry a hot chick. Let's just negelct whether or not they will have a wonderful marriage in future.

First type of people will be rich dudes. No doubt, if you have money, you are the chick magnet. What you need to do is to fetch her with your luxury yet 2 door-less-than-my-car car and bring her to luxury-yet-small- portion restaurant. Not forget, bring along your unlimited credit cards and swap as if you have bottomless gold in your mine. Then, you can do whatever you wanna and wish to do to her (Warning: Depending on individual's perception, this line may contain mature content.). Well, money is the best solution and best brain-washing element in this world. No Doubt ;p

Solution : Me, myself spend years to find out a way to be rich but sadly, there are no shortcuts for fortune. Positive method, you work or be a businessman or pray hard that you'd hit the jackpot. Negative method, be a toyboy or rob or be a government servant.

Second type, P-O-W-E-R. Watched Fast and Furious 4??? You dont need to be good looking to have tons of chicks in your house. Just wear some bling-bling, put some vulgar words in between your sentence, poke your skin with color pencil or black pen (a.k.a tattoo) and speak loudly. Thats what we call, mafia bro. Or, go for a election, win it and be famous. Same result.

Third, very good-looking dudes. According to Law of Attraction, you will attract people that is similiar with you. Or in Social Psychology, we will tend to mix around with people thats similiar with us. So if you are a handsome dude, example, models, they will mix with other models or fabulous people. Am i right? So, if you are complaining why you are not a womanizer, easy, cos you are just not. If you are complaining of having a bunch of friends that share the similarity with @$$ 0, don't curse them. The curse will hit you back cos you are one of the @$$ 0 too. ;p

I personal agree with the points and i guess that this solves the mystery of why i'm not a hen (no chicks around). Personal strategy, i will aim to the first category, rich. It is easier to wash chicks' brain with money than force and attractiveness. At least, you are the dealer. ;p

2 comments:

pepperylok said...

Nice one~ but all the sudden? bored being single already? heehe

btw,
Me : none of above~ and will not be..
haha~

Edward said...

i dont mind and dont care whether to be single or not..... having someone around u isn't that fun sometime ;p