1) Don’t do your ass last minute.
I know it sound so 'duh' but then trust me, if you think last minute crap works, wait till you have 20 essays to do in last 3 days (personal experience; p)
2) Don’t log into msn while you are doing your ass.
Whether you entertain them or not, eventually you will get annoyed and ending forget to do your ass because you are busy annoying other.
3) Don’t get and use a cheap laptop.
Your lappie is very important. So if you plan to get a laptop, get a good one. You will get my point if you experience lag and hang while you are doing your stuff.
4) Don’t act like hero.
If you need help, ask!!!!! If you need to beg your lecturer for info, do so. They are the one that control your mark, your life as well. No choice la. ;p
5) Do learn how to type faster.
If you are those unfortunate that can’t type fast or can’t type with two hands, congrats!!!! You will just need to spend twice the amount of time to complete a task.
6) Do sleep, rest, play (Enjoy!!!!) if you can.
You will miss the day when you can lay on the bed doing nothing while doing yr ass in the middle of the night and even the ghosts are too sleepy to wander around.
7) Do have a bunch of friends that are helpful( and avoid the helpless and hopeless one ).
You are no longer living in an isolated island. Friends will be part of the ‘strategy’ to survive in college. Treasure your friends, ya!!!
8) Do pray hard that your birthday do not fall on the day where you need to do all your ass.
I’m a living example. I have to reject all my dates on that day and hug my books instead being hug by chicks and friends. And do remember to get yourself a cake in this important day. (The following picture may cause discomfort to some audience)
Homemake cake with candle (toilet paper roll and pencil) with book!!! Not edible, btw. Happy Birthday, Edward ;p
