How to spot a shy male ;p

Due to the intensive advises and complains from numerous friends, i will like to give comments in behalf of other fellow shy-male to express what is inside our fragile heart and also guide to spot and knock down a shy male.

Shy dudes ( for example, me ;p) usually talk alot about their love theories but simply, they are lack of pratical and experience in relationship. Most of the tim, they are the one that you will refer to if you face any problem regard to relationship as they are neutral and bias free (they don't know what is love). This is because they are

1) shy (duh!!!)
2) lack of exposure to females especially hot pretty chicks
3) do not look too attractive
4) poor
5) can't differentiate between friends and potential lover
6) lazy (they have other things to focus on, eg games, comics, p*rn)
7) scare of rejection
8) 'love stereotype' eg. love hurts, love uses alot of money, love is like holding a time bomb

Shy male's personalities.

1)Must be a straight male
2)Talk and give comments on love but no action taken.
3)Give out bunch of reasons not to date a woman.
4)Red Cheek (worst = red face)
5)Abnormal sudden change of responce and attitude when a hot chick walks pass (eg, act cool, act smart)
6)No eye contact during a conversation with a female.
7)Acting as if love is nothing to them.
8)Feel anxious when they know that the target is around them.
9)Try to appear in front of the target but not dare to be too near or approach.

Ways to overcome the disorder.

1)Watch p*rn
2)Get surrounded by ugly pork chops first before targeting on hot chicks. (This is to ensure that they can survive at the hardest stage, make them vulnerable to females)
3)Help them to pass the love messages.
4)Bring him along as you are approaching his target (help them to overcome shyness)
5)Plastic surgery.
6)Pray to God that the girl will be more active.
7)Be a homo (no need to woo a female lo)
8)Use drug/alcohol to make accident occur/ boost their courage (Caution, please take precaution action to avoid pregnancy)

(Due to the laziness, the length of the post will be reduced. Please be considerate as the author faced a strong internal conflicts as he is going through and writing out his toughest chapter in his life ;p)