The art of procrastination

I finally got my 2010 planner. I spent almost 2 months hunting for a right one. The reason i finally make my mind to buy this planner is because it is specially design for procrastinator, i mean myself ;p

Some of the nice quotations in my planner which i think it is very true, making me feel proud to be a procrastinator.

1)Most people procrastinate; others are just lying.

2)Procrastination is not genetic; you need to practice to become good at it.

3)If life is short, a long task list seems quite silly.

4)WARNING: Finishing every item on your-to-do list can cause boredom, disorientation and emptiness.

5)Work is like exercise, it is best to start slow.

6)Work is inevitable, why rush to get to it?

7)Never refer to yourself as a procrastinator; You are only a thoughtful plotter.

8)Experts say procrastination can lead to stress, depression and misery. Work causes the same things but quicker.

9)Articles condemning procrastination are written by overworked people who are jealous of procrastinators.

10)Procrastination is the art of relaxing in the face of adversity.