Wooooooooo

All people are born with vampire genes

Evidence??

1)People nowadays sleep less, sleep very late at night, more active at night compared to day, which is not suppose to be a natural habit for human. That's why they look pale (like vampire)

2)People nowadays hate sunlight. Forget about sunlight and vitamin D, just stop any ladies around the mall and ask them how many layer of sunblock lotion and long sleeve shirts they wear before they expose to sunlight.

3)People nowadays take extreme make-up to cover their flaws. Due to evidence #1, people that sleep late look like one, therefore putting thick make-up on their face is hard to serve the purpose to cover up the flaws. It actually makes you look more pale.

4)People nowadays just love to see blood. Without blood scenes, who will bother to watch? Pure violent.

5)People nowadays look like vampire (including me). They wear black glasses indoor (vampires hate sunlight, even dim lights inside shopping mall), wear black skinny clothes and jeans (to portrait how slim they are, yo, vampires are skinny. Maybe i just haven't meet a fat vampire yet), hide at the dark corner, avoid onion and cross (well, there are people that patiently separate onion from the rest of the topping in pizza)

6)People nowadays sleep in a 'coffin', i mean, small area. Houses in KL is as expensive as other big metropolitan, however, the salary remains at the third world standard.

7)People nowadays avoid mirror. I'm not sure whether or not they are afraid of their own physical appearance (people do afraid of black pores and aches, which is way smaller than us). Another example, drivers. How often they realized that there is a car beside or behind them. Therefore, besides brakes, the second most frequently item pressed in a car will be your honk.

8)People nowadays are fantasize to be a vampire. Just look at how popular that Edward Cullen is. I believe that fans know more about Edward Cullen than their parents who are with them since birth.

Nature or nurture, fact or fiction, we will see more and more going-to-be vampires pop out and i think, according to evidence #1, #4 and #6, i'm may also be the part of the big family. I hope i will able to bite a hot chick, instead of a piece of cholesterol ;p