Thursday, April 22, 2010

Kids nowadays

Almost everyday, at least 3 times a week, i was forced to 'accompany' my little wonderful baby Henry to the pool. It is a horrible experience, as that 'dude' literally dragged me into the room, forced me to dig out his hidden swimming trunk, scream loudly so everyone know that i'm go (so i can't run or hide, smart brat) and pull me all the way to the poolside.

Today is just another typical day, 'floating and sitting' inside the pool. The height of the pool (0.6m) is merely enough for me to hide every single part of my body beside head and shoulder (no free adv here) from these skin-piercing cold wind. Did i forget to mention on how cold the water is? So, whether you sit, swim or stand, it is just cold.

Everyone beside me is happy, swimming and splashing the damn cold water around, while as usual i'm hiding some around the corner, peeking. (On both the baby and the babes).

'Koko' (brother in cantanose)

'Whatever, you won't die in such height. Go make yourself happy and remember to tell me if you are cold or wanna pee'

He then approached this bunch of so-called cute foreign children, most of them around 5 (One Happy Family, btw, there is a damn cute with gorgeous eyes White and i almost bite my own tongue pronouncing her name)

'I will shoot you, monster!!!!!' . Two random boys, one malay and one indian aimed their water cannon, i repeat, cannon not gun, precisely on my head.

'Dei, i don't wanna get wet. Just stay away from me and play with someone around your age'

For those who studied Child Psychology, kids don't really understand your feeling, i mean for those who are younger. So, i guess you know what happen to me. ;p

I stood up, exposing myself to these cold wind, kicking and whacking the water, like a King-Kong, trying to scare them away and making myself wet. (Separuh basah lagi teruk, btw, i wear boxer to pool today, so it is like ....... Dam...... cooling.

'Run, uncle wanna catch us!!!!!!'

'Kick the uncle's butt!!!!!'

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Uncle?!

For the next 20 minutes, i just hope that baby Henry will drown and then form a phobia, phobia of swimming in a pool.

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