Kids nowadays

Almost everyday, at least 3 times a week, i was forced to 'accompany' my little wonderful baby Henry to the pool. It is a horrible experience, as that 'dude' literally dragged me into the room, forced me to dig out his hidden swimming trunk, scream loudly so everyone know that i'm go (so i can't run or hide, smart brat) and pull me all the way to the poolside.

Today is just another typical day, 'floating and sitting' inside the pool. The height of the pool (0.6m) is merely enough for me to hide every single part of my body beside head and shoulder (no free adv here) from these skin-piercing cold wind. Did i forget to mention on how cold the water is? So, whether you sit, swim or stand, it is just cold.

Everyone beside me is happy, swimming and splashing the damn cold water around, while as usual i'm hiding some around the corner, peeking. (On both the baby and the babes).

'Koko' (brother in cantanose)

'Whatever, you won't die in such height. Go make yourself happy and remember to tell me if you are cold or wanna pee'

He then approached this bunch of so-called cute foreign children, most of them around 5 (One Happy Family, btw, there is a damn cute with gorgeous eyes White and i almost bite my own tongue pronouncing her name)

'I will shoot you, monster!!!!!' . Two random boys, one malay and one indian aimed their water cannon, i repeat, cannon not gun, precisely on my head.

'Dei, i don't wanna get wet. Just stay away from me and play with someone around your age'

For those who studied Child Psychology, kids don't really understand your feeling, i mean for those who are younger. So, i guess you know what happen to me. ;p

I stood up, exposing myself to these cold wind, kicking and whacking the water, like a King-Kong, trying to scare them away and making myself wet. (Separuh basah lagi teruk, btw, i wear boxer to pool today, so it is like ....... Dam...... cooling.

'Run, uncle wanna catch us!!!!!!'

'Kick the uncle's butt!!!!!'

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Uncle?!

For the next 20 minutes, i just hope that baby Henry will drown and then form a phobia, phobia of swimming in a pool.

Love is blind

Love need no reason. That's why people said love is blind. If you have to measure and think of pros and cons of something you like and hesitate, even for one short moment, well....... you have the answer ;p

Theories for my tummy

It become a fact in Wikipedia that i consumed large amount of food everyday. But, this 'trend' is getting worse now. See, when you are paying for your own food all the time and you are living in the area whereby the price of the F & B can poke a big hole at your wallet, i think i should be making some serious consideration on whether what happen to my 'bottemless' tummy? 10 things that might happen to me now, i mean my tummy. (I had my dinner around 8, snack at 9 and 'tong sui' as i'm blogging ;p)

1) Reaching adolescence stage again. That's why i need extra energy, and therefore extra food.
2) There is a big hole in my stomach. Foods are leaking from that hole, and it is assumed that i don't eat. Yet, i should poo poo alot, which surprisingly i am not.
3)Hyperactive gastric juice in my gastric which increase the digestion, making me feel hungry very very fast.
4)Pregnant. According to my textbook, pregnancy might make someone hungry. But i'm a guy, more important, i'm a virgin.
5)Slow reaction from hormones. They are unable to detect glucose, sending the impulses to brain that 'this dude' suppose to be hungry.
6)Temptation of food is beyond my control.
7)I have 4 tummies, like a cow and rabbit. More space to fill to feel full.
8)I'm just born abnormal, should consult a pro to scan through my tummy.
9)Addiction to food. Like smoking and drug, at least something should be inside my mouth anytime anyway.
10)High metabolism level. I believe 90% of my energy is used on crapping and hunting for hot chicks, creating serious loss of glucose to other organs. Therefore, more food to get more energy.

.......... SHOUT LOUD!!!!!!

FUCKER, NEXT TIME FOLLOW THE RULES AND REGULATION. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE GOING TO PASS THIS SUBJECT, BUT THANKS TO YOU, I NEED TO SCORE EXTREMELY HIGH FOR MY FINAL. BITCHES, IF I FAILED, I SWEAR I WILL MAKE YOU DIE ALONGSIDE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I always have problem trusting people, now it is getting worse)