Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Wooooooooo

All people are born with vampire genes

Evidence??

1)People nowadays sleep less, sleep very late at night, more active at night compared to day, which is not suppose to be a natural habit for human. That's why they look pale (like vampire)

2)People nowadays hate sunlight. Forget about sunlight and vitamin D, just stop any ladies around the mall and ask them how many layer of sunblock lotion and long sleeve shirts they wear before they expose to sunlight.

3)People nowadays take extreme make-up to cover their flaws. Due to evidence #1, people that sleep late look like one, therefore putting thick make-up on their face is hard to serve the purpose to cover up the flaws. It actually makes you look more pale.

4)People nowadays just love to see blood. Without blood scenes, who will bother to watch? Pure violent.

5)People nowadays look like vampire (including me). They wear black glasses indoor (vampires hate sunlight, even dim lights inside shopping mall), wear black skinny clothes and jeans (to portrait how slim they are, yo, vampires are skinny. Maybe i just haven't meet a fat vampire yet), hide at the dark corner, avoid onion and cross (well, there are people that patiently separate onion from the rest of the topping in pizza)

6)People nowadays sleep in a 'coffin', i mean, small area. Houses in KL is as expensive as other big metropolitan, however, the salary remains at the third world standard.

7)People nowadays avoid mirror. I'm not sure whether or not they are afraid of their own physical appearance (people do afraid of black pores and aches, which is way smaller than us). Another example, drivers. How often they realized that there is a car beside or behind them. Therefore, besides brakes, the second most frequently item pressed in a car will be your honk.

8)People nowadays are fantasize to be a vampire. Just look at how popular that Edward Cullen is. I believe that fans know more about Edward Cullen than their parents who are with them since birth.

Nature or nurture, fact or fiction, we will see more and more going-to-be vampires pop out and i think, according to evidence #1, #4 and #6, i'm may also be the part of the big family. I hope i will able to bite a hot chick, instead of a piece of cholesterol ;p

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Noticification

I'm quite done with my shopping(Yesterday). By tomorrow, i should be back at BG. For those who wanna hunt and locate me, I should be back on Christmas. Any activities after Christmas are encouraged!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! (Blog may closed for public holidays)

Friday, December 11, 2009

LOKI!!!!!!!!!

Im waiting for u to announce something that is kinda obvious :D. Finally a victim adopted this lonely sheep :D

Monday, December 7, 2009

Sheep

There is once a sheep, that spends its whole life being in a farm. Its life is fairly 'peaceful', it is well protected from the wolves, too young to be slaughter for money and still waiting for the time to grow wool. Complains and desire to leave the farm still occur even living under such cozy and peaceful atmosphere.

One day, the gate that used to lock all the domestic animals is unlocked (the owner forgets to lock it). All of the sudden, it is a dream comes true for all the animals in the farm. However, when given chance, it seem like they have more repercussions to consider.

" I can't fly away if someone tried to catch me outside ", said the hen. "Maybe staying in the farm and lay eggs suits me better, at least i can able to survive alongside with my chicks "

" If i were leave the farm, i will lead straight to the oven " said the turkey. " Maybe staying in the farm is better, at least i don't get roasted during Christmas "

" I'm too huge and heavy to run away. I might not even able to pass the fences " said the cow. " Maybe staying here is better, at least i have a field of green grass for me "

.......

Time for the sheep to make decision. Going out is it's biggest dream and now it is a dream comes true. Freedom is, of course, the top priority but the sheep is also considering all the cons when it leaves the farm.

Leaving the comfort zone takes more than just courage and dream. How would the sheep do to make sure survival? It will exposed to more danger, not just wolves, but also from the villagers and also their cars. Kids may throw pebbles on it whenever they see it walking through. It may steps on booby traps, set by the villagers.

Considering that, the sheep makes it's decision. " I will stay with the rest, it is way more dangerous being outside than here"

Two days later, all the animals are all slaughtered as the owner sells the farm to a developer who plans to build a resort. The owner plans to release all these animals right after he sold his farm since the developer doesn't want to keep the animal anyway. Due to their uncertainty, all of the animals end up being at 'paradise' now :D

Beside learned helplessness (refer to google.com for more info, i don't feel like explaining the term), thinking too much will bring no good. It is true that there are more obstacles that you have to face once u leave the comfort zone, but if you going to be 'slaughtered' anyway (come one, all the animals in the farm will be slaughtered eventually. this is not a fairy tale with a happy ending), why don't just leave the frying pan first? Whether or not you will end up at the stove or the floor, that is a different problem to solve.

Don't be afraid of the cons that you can imagine. There are dangers in anything that you are doing. Worrying too much doesn't help. When the opportunity is there, muster all your courage and jump out from where you are. You never know until you try ;p

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

True true true

Does your name begin with: E

Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)

from http://www.anvari.org/fun/Truth/What_Your_Initial_Stands_For.html

War before holy-day

Homesick now. This is what happen when you enjoyed a brilliant and tension-free holiday before you return to the battlefield. Hang on, almost end. The war almost end