Appreciativeness and gratefulness

I spend almost 40 min in front of my laptop's cam, smiling and responding while FB-ing, as my parents are buggin me about my future girlfriend. This is what they pinpoint during the whole conversation

1) No fat and short gal (not you, xwing)
2) No dating now in college, unless I can score A in all my subjects (Thats y i'm single)
3) ......... Fine, can date but don't neglect your assignments (In case i turn gay)
4) If you can't get a girlfriend by 30, mom will start helping you to hunt gal (OMFG)
5) Say no for naive and silly gals, no princess and bitch (I agree!!!)
6) Don't play play, no accidents (How to have accident in toilet , mature content)

Here, i would really appreciate and thank to those who cares about my marital status. MK, Stephie and HX to name some. I don't really like that 'angel' and i don't really need your help to knock her down if i plan to. Though i don't mind to joke regards on this matter, but if she realised this, i will be wearing mask to U everyday to avoid her. Sian la dia, tak pasal pasal kena gosip. Please..... keep in confidential. Just between us....

And, i spend the remaining 20 min, looking at the mirror and staring on my own face. Do i look so hopeless in knocking a gal down. What makes all of my beloved worrying that i can't get girlfriend........... Do i look weird?! ;p