How to be your parents' good boy?

If you know that your parents have a large amount of money, saved inside the bank for future retirement plan and you wish to withdraw it to buy the latest iphone (sorry, watch too much of chinese drama during holidays) or,

If you wanna get a new pair of shoes and you know your mom will rather buy more vegetables and let it rotten inside the fridge instead of getting you one or,

If you just wanna show and surprise your dad in order for you to go out and 'yum cha' till the mamak stall owner begs to shuu you away

This is what you need to do to erase all your bad record and reinstall good memory into your poor parents


STEP 1 = ONLY DO THE HOUSECHORES OCCANSIANALY

If you are those who do the housechores all the time at home, you will definetely wondering why your big bro get all the credit when he only wash one plate after he finish his meal. (For example, me :P)

Reason? Easy, same situation like when you give presents to your partner. If you give them presents on every single important day, eg, birthday, valentine, graduation, every 100 days, every months which basically kinda predictable, try not to give a present on one of the month if you are those who give presents every month. Chances are, good luck dude. Your partner will be expecting that and when they expect and dont recieve, your ears will need some extra barrier to block the complains.

So, if you usually do not do the housechores and suddenly unpredictablely (Is there such word??) you do things that you hate alot. This once in a blue moon 'holy ritual' will be stamped into your parents' memory.

STEP 2= ONLY DO IT WHEN THERE IS AN AUDIENCE

What the point of acting on the stage if there is no one watching it. Like any celebrities, they dont need to act how charming and lovely and cute they are all the time. What they need to do it is just pose and smile everytime the legion of fans and cameras occur. Thats enough to show everyone how charming, lovely and cute (since fans are basically think that celebrities do not act in public, they assume that the celebrites are like what they see on the stage all the time :P)

STEP 3= ONLY DO IT DURING DESPERATED/SPECIAL TIME

This works very well during festival days, whereby tons of 'visitors' come and invade your small habitat. Do what you are good at (ACTING LO, DUH) in front of the audience (FOLLOW STEP 2)and act like you help your parents alot since they will be tooooooo busy with other stuffs, your 'kindness' is very appreciated.

STEP 4= ONLY DO IT IF YOU KNOW/CONFIDENT IN DOING IT

If you are one of the freaking lazy and dumb sloth that never even been to the kitchen to cook a instant noodle, chances are you going to burn the whole kitchen and your pet the moment you touch the stove. My advise, dont do thing that you are not familiar with. Try to do things that looks and is easy eg, washing toilet and mopping floor. For sloths, such 'workload' can be consider as magnificant. You can still play inside the kicthen, but only under your mom survillence. You can act as if you wanna learn how to cook. Your mom will definitely hug and kiss you unless this is not the first time you use this trick. Also, since you dont always 'work', please beware that any major mistake will also be stamped along in your parents head. You wouldnt want your parents to ask you not to sweep the floor cos you broke the broom and accidently poke your little innonnce sis as you are sweeping.

STEP 5= ONLY DO IT WHEN YOU PROMISED

Like STEP 1, you dont need to do any housechores all the time, so if you really wanna prove to your parents that you have change so they can get you PS3, promise them that you will do (fill in the blank) during (fill in the blank). This gives you more time to expect what you are going to do and time for your audience to watch. After you have done as you have promised, the next time when you were asked to do the same thing and if you decline, there is another additional excuse for you (I dont promise you to do that wat, so it is ok for me not to do)

This is kinda classical conditioning, forming a certain pattern which eventually your parents know that you can be depend on and also will do what they ask you to do, after passing through certain 'stimulus' :P

(I really feel sorry for the parents, volunteering is just not inside their kids' genes)

The Feeling, F E E L!!!!!!

When you watched singing competition, the most famous/ frequent dialogoue from the judges will be ' You have a wonderful vocal but lack of feeling'. ' Your singing is not touching enough'. 'You sing as if you are a device, design to sing according to the notes and lyric'

When you watched a movie, many of us will critic that the actor is lack of feeling. His/her performance especially during crying/ someone died is so fake, the face is so numb, like no feeling and emotion.

In psychology, such emotion/feeling is equal to empathy. You are able to feel what other feel. For example, in a movie, when your 'dog' (i dont want to focus on any of my relatives) died, unless you really have a dog that died and you remember the current emotion/feeling, it is really hard to imagine. Thats the reason many actors get mad after acting in certain movie. They are obssessed and couldn't escape from the cast. Especially western movie, whereby CG took at least 50% of the whole scene, basically you are acting in front of a green background. Imagine how idiot Harry Porter and Megan Fox acting, talking to the 'invisible' character in front of the shooting crews..... Thats why their salary is so exaggerate. ;p

It seem that knowing how to manipulate and use your feeling can make bunch of money :D. Strange, I thought everyone have these ability to feel and react towards certain condition, regardless good or bad. Our emotion are covered by so many external elements and basically we are starting to lost it. We think that all of us are really emotional (emo ma, everyone uses this word without knowing the real definition) and basically able to react normally towards certain condition.

How many of you feel pity to your lecturer that spend a hell 2 hours with devils (Student, like me)?

How many drivers feel pity for those P-licenced newbie driver? Ok, just how many of you will let them go first?

How many of you will appreciate your maid at home, feeling pity for them as they left their home and work in a complete different environment and get scold or torture by their 'master' whenever they please to?

Why it is so hard for us to react like what we suppose to be?
Having high EQ (able to control emotion) may sound cool but as time passes by, you started to neglect your intial emotion, the original way of how you handle your emotion and feeling.

Think again..... Feeling is a money mine if you know how to use it right (still you need to be good-looking. Not everyone have empathy to below average looking individual)

F-E-E-L it!!!!!

Dilemma

The worst situation that can happen to you during holiday is that you have TOOOOOOO much time to spare till all of a sudden, you feel that time is being wasted for no purpose. Secondly, you have TOOOOOOO much time to spare that your mind will starting to wander around, thinking of too many repercussion for certain issue.

This is my current status, i'm currently rotting at home, doing nothing significant but eat, sleep, crap, and play. What a boring life for a hyperactive teen. It is like waiting the moment to be executed in a cell. I thought i love holiday alot......

For those who are facing the same problem, tell me how you plan to overcome this dilemma cos currently, im extremely boring!!!!!!!

Joker

If you have a joker in yr life, you should be thankful. (I never refer myself as joker, hence im not selling myself via this post). For those who can never make jokes and make other laugh till tears out, they will know what i mean.

For me, it's a continuous training in order to become a joker. Some born with such genes and some work very very hard to sound funny to other. To those with such genes, whatever they said and do can make other laugh like hell. For other (like me), they can only refer and duplicate the same jokes that works on themselves to other, hoping that other will potrait the same laughing effect like themselves.

So, next time when someone tell you something that could make you laugh for hours, appreciate it. You never know how your laugh can mean to the joker. And for those who cant joke, try harder. I'm undergoing this training as well ;P

GO TO HELL

You see, we are all cheated by God and all of His theories that he listed inside His books and teaching. He teached us to be kind to other people, not to do bad things, be loyal to His teaching and love everything. Ya right, tell me who can do all these stuffs nowadays?

Let's make one example. In Buddhist, anyone that do any kind of evil deeds will go to hell. For punishment, simple answer. If you lie, your tougue will be hooked. If you copy in examination or steal, your hands will be cut. If you talk bad about someone else, you will be punished by drinking boling oil. Looks kinda reasonable ya?! Think again....

Who the hell in this earth dare to admit that he/she never lie in his/her life. Even a simple statement, stating that that damn fat girl is not really that fat is also a lie. (Remark, there is no such thing as white, black or grey lie. A lie is a lie, thats the bottomline). Another example, you dont like the food that your friends plan to bring you to but u said it is ok. YOU ARE LYING!!!!! Same to those who come with unlimited excuses not to go out with your friends, MEET ME IN HELL COS YOU ARE LYING, DUDE!!!!!!

Let us go for talking bad about other. Under this rule, i think i will drink a pool of boiling oil when im at hell. Same example, when you saw a gal in front of yr seat in college and complain that she is a bitch,you are one leg in hell.( Unless she is a bitch and she admits it, then you are safe). If God really around us and remember all of our deeds, He will make the criteria to heaven lower, in order to make sure hell is not overload.

Well, to those who believe in God (extremists only, if you are like me, consider yourself as bystanders, pergi mana pun tak pa), maybe u should just forget all these rubbish that i 'threw' and continue with yr believe. I have no intention to spread the anti- heaven and pro-hell theory. Im just discussing about my own case. SO THAT WHEN SOMEONE ELSE SCREAM AT ME AND ASK ME TO 'GO TO HELL', I DONT FEEL FRUSTRATED COS IM GOING TO HELL AND HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!!!!

Time to stand up!!!!

It's our life and yet we have to look at how other feel and think about us. Who are they to critic and complain about our own actions? Funny, thanks to them, we usually afraid of doing something that we like, or something that we suppose to do. Are we, everyone of us, born to be an actor, playing the role that was on the written script?

Again, why should we force ourself to do what other wants us to do? Why can't we be ourself? Are we going to be the odd one for not being what the public wants us to do?

I'm proud to say that what i'm doing is what i want myself to be in. Taking psychology course is against all odd. Honestly, i can't imagine myself taking business, accounting, engineering and all these main stream subjects. I just hate to follow the crowd.... at least for this....

If i stand strong and make my point clear, am i going to win the arguement?

Winning the arguement is not the sole objective and winning the foe's respect is harder than just winning. Just because of other, unknown strangers that pass through your side and tell something that against your will, you hestitate, stop and finally quit. Where is your stand? Where is your 'nuts'? (mature content)

I'm always offended by listening to critics that doesn't follow my will. But then, deeply thinking, it is the critic that fills the patch of the flawed cloth. It still takes me a long time to realise that i can't obey everyone will, i can't behave what everyone wanted. Sorry, but it is time for me to be myself. No more wearing mask.

Things girls don't realize....

Suppose to repost or else, will lose one important gal in my life (same message sent to scare you, i don't buy it). I found it interesting and basically, kinda true...


1. Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch Goodbye.

9. Giving a guy a hanging message like 'You know what?!..uh...nevermind..' would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

11. Guys are very open about themselves.

12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

14. Guys love you more than you love them.

15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.

16. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.

17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, 'Please come and listen to me.'

23.If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

32. Not all guys are jerks. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of them.

33. They love it when girls talk about their boobs. haha it's true..

34. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.