Dilemma

The worst situation that can happen to you during holiday is that you have TOOOOOOO much time to spare till all of a sudden, you feel that time is being wasted for no purpose. Secondly, you have TOOOOOOO much time to spare that your mind will starting to wander around, thinking of too many repercussion for certain issue.

This is my current status, i'm currently rotting at home, doing nothing significant but eat, sleep, crap, and play. What a boring life for a hyperactive teen. It is like waiting the moment to be executed in a cell. I thought i love holiday alot......

For those who are facing the same problem, tell me how you plan to overcome this dilemma cos currently, im extremely boring!!!!!!!

Joker

If you have a joker in yr life, you should be thankful. (I never refer myself as joker, hence im not selling myself via this post). For those who can never make jokes and make other laugh till tears out, they will know what i mean.

For me, it's a continuous training in order to become a joker. Some born with such genes and some work very very hard to sound funny to other. To those with such genes, whatever they said and do can make other laugh like hell. For other (like me), they can only refer and duplicate the same jokes that works on themselves to other, hoping that other will potrait the same laughing effect like themselves.

So, next time when someone tell you something that could make you laugh for hours, appreciate it. You never know how your laugh can mean to the joker. And for those who cant joke, try harder. I'm undergoing this training as well ;P

GO TO HELL

You see, we are all cheated by God and all of His theories that he listed inside His books and teaching. He teached us to be kind to other people, not to do bad things, be loyal to His teaching and love everything. Ya right, tell me who can do all these stuffs nowadays?

Let's make one example. In Buddhist, anyone that do any kind of evil deeds will go to hell. For punishment, simple answer. If you lie, your tougue will be hooked. If you copy in examination or steal, your hands will be cut. If you talk bad about someone else, you will be punished by drinking boling oil. Looks kinda reasonable ya?! Think again....

Who the hell in this earth dare to admit that he/she never lie in his/her life. Even a simple statement, stating that that damn fat girl is not really that fat is also a lie. (Remark, there is no such thing as white, black or grey lie. A lie is a lie, thats the bottomline). Another example, you dont like the food that your friends plan to bring you to but u said it is ok. YOU ARE LYING!!!!! Same to those who come with unlimited excuses not to go out with your friends, MEET ME IN HELL COS YOU ARE LYING, DUDE!!!!!!

Let us go for talking bad about other. Under this rule, i think i will drink a pool of boiling oil when im at hell. Same example, when you saw a gal in front of yr seat in college and complain that she is a bitch,you are one leg in hell.( Unless she is a bitch and she admits it, then you are safe). If God really around us and remember all of our deeds, He will make the criteria to heaven lower, in order to make sure hell is not overload.

Well, to those who believe in God (extremists only, if you are like me, consider yourself as bystanders, pergi mana pun tak pa), maybe u should just forget all these rubbish that i 'threw' and continue with yr believe. I have no intention to spread the anti- heaven and pro-hell theory. Im just discussing about my own case. SO THAT WHEN SOMEONE ELSE SCREAM AT ME AND ASK ME TO 'GO TO HELL', I DONT FEEL FRUSTRATED COS IM GOING TO HELL AND HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!!!!

Time to stand up!!!!

It's our life and yet we have to look at how other feel and think about us. Who are they to critic and complain about our own actions? Funny, thanks to them, we usually afraid of doing something that we like, or something that we suppose to do. Are we, everyone of us, born to be an actor, playing the role that was on the written script?

Again, why should we force ourself to do what other wants us to do? Why can't we be ourself? Are we going to be the odd one for not being what the public wants us to do?

I'm proud to say that what i'm doing is what i want myself to be in. Taking psychology course is against all odd. Honestly, i can't imagine myself taking business, accounting, engineering and all these main stream subjects. I just hate to follow the crowd.... at least for this....

If i stand strong and make my point clear, am i going to win the arguement?

Winning the arguement is not the sole objective and winning the foe's respect is harder than just winning. Just because of other, unknown strangers that pass through your side and tell something that against your will, you hestitate, stop and finally quit. Where is your stand? Where is your 'nuts'? (mature content)

I'm always offended by listening to critics that doesn't follow my will. But then, deeply thinking, it is the critic that fills the patch of the flawed cloth. It still takes me a long time to realise that i can't obey everyone will, i can't behave what everyone wanted. Sorry, but it is time for me to be myself. No more wearing mask.

Things girls don't realize....

Suppose to repost or else, will lose one important gal in my life (same message sent to scare you, i don't buy it). I found it interesting and basically, kinda true...


1. Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch Goodbye.

9. Giving a guy a hanging message like 'You know what?!..uh...nevermind..' would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

11. Guys are very open about themselves.

12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

14. Guys love you more than you love them.

15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.

16. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.

17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, 'Please come and listen to me.'

23.If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

32. Not all guys are jerks. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of them.

33. They love it when girls talk about their boobs. haha it's true..

34. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.

Appreciativeness and gratefulness

I spend almost 40 min in front of my laptop's cam, smiling and responding while FB-ing, as my parents are buggin me about my future girlfriend. This is what they pinpoint during the whole conversation

1) No fat and short gal (not you, xwing)
2) No dating now in college, unless I can score A in all my subjects (Thats y i'm single)
3) ......... Fine, can date but don't neglect your assignments (In case i turn gay)
4) If you can't get a girlfriend by 30, mom will start helping you to hunt gal (OMFG)
5) Say no for naive and silly gals, no princess and bitch (I agree!!!)
6) Don't play play, no accidents (How to have accident in toilet , mature content)

Here, i would really appreciate and thank to those who cares about my marital status. MK, Stephie and HX to name some. I don't really like that 'angel' and i don't really need your help to knock her down if i plan to. Though i don't mind to joke regards on this matter, but if she realised this, i will be wearing mask to U everyday to avoid her. Sian la dia, tak pasal pasal kena gosip. Please..... keep in confidential. Just between us....

And, i spend the remaining 20 min, looking at the mirror and staring on my own face. Do i look so hopeless in knocking a gal down. What makes all of my beloved worrying that i can't get girlfriend........... Do i look weird?! ;p

Rich and Poor Theory

I am spending my valuable and rare hoildays, watching that damn South Park. Well, cantonese version is always more funny that the original version. Besides rude, i still think that it is as cool and rock as Sponge Bob!!!!!

Got some inspirations from one of the episodes which talks about the 'Rich and Poor Theory'. If you ever wonder, why are you so poor and yet God or any rich ppl never even help you by sharing their money with you, this is the answer.

First, to be rich you need to be smart. When you are smart, you will end up getting a cert and work in a big company and earn tons of money. So, for the poor ppl, they are just dumb. (Ouch!!!). The reason rich ppl never share their money with ppl is basically they don't bother to share money with dumbass and they will have to work, like the rich ppl to get money. See, the poor can work as the servant for the rich, doing things that the rich won't do such as maid, rubbish collector or plumber (Ouch!!). If the poor get rich, who will do all these sh*t?!

Some part of this theory seem to be logical and ya, i buy his idea. Guess that's the reason why money is so powerful and everyone is hunting for more. In reality, it is just painful for the poor (I'm included, thats y i worked as a saleperson) to realise this fact. (The actual version is way more aggressive and rude, due to our country cencorship law, certain language and words have been eliminated and replaced)