Finally.......

Tomorrow will be a big day for all of the sufferers (Form 6 students). I can be sure that every single Form 6 went through their 2 years, cursing the books and teachers, banging head towards the wall or wooden well-decorated desk and sweating during the 3 hours math exam.

Well, i believe that the main purpose of Form 6 is to kill off and discourage hardworking and nerdy students to stop studying and help the economic to grow by quit studying and start to work. However, i will really need to SHOUT OUT HERE, they survived and grow stronger after going through this hell!!!!!

I will like to wish any Form 6 to get the best result that you cant even imagine. For most of my bros in BG, i bet you will never read this post but still i wish you guys all the best!!!!

Good, bad or ugly, life still goes on. An A doesn't able to prove your hardwork (if there is) and marks are just a figure of how many questions you can get it correct. Why bother to make your life miserable because of certain figures?!

May the Lady Luck be with every single of you tomorrow. AAAAAAAAAAA :p

How to spot a shy male ;p

Due to the intensive advises and complains from numerous friends, i will like to give comments in behalf of other fellow shy-male to express what is inside our fragile heart and also guide to spot and knock down a shy male.

Shy dudes ( for example, me ;p) usually talk alot about their love theories but simply, they are lack of pratical and experience in relationship. Most of the tim, they are the one that you will refer to if you face any problem regard to relationship as they are neutral and bias free (they don't know what is love). This is because they are

1) shy (duh!!!)
2) lack of exposure to females especially hot pretty chicks
3) do not look too attractive
4) poor
5) can't differentiate between friends and potential lover
6) lazy (they have other things to focus on, eg games, comics, p*rn)
7) scare of rejection
8) 'love stereotype' eg. love hurts, love uses alot of money, love is like holding a time bomb

Shy male's personalities.

1)Must be a straight male
2)Talk and give comments on love but no action taken.
3)Give out bunch of reasons not to date a woman.
4)Red Cheek (worst = red face)
5)Abnormal sudden change of responce and attitude when a hot chick walks pass (eg, act cool, act smart)
6)No eye contact during a conversation with a female.
7)Acting as if love is nothing to them.
8)Feel anxious when they know that the target is around them.
9)Try to appear in front of the target but not dare to be too near or approach.

Ways to overcome the disorder.

1)Watch p*rn
2)Get surrounded by ugly pork chops first before targeting on hot chicks. (This is to ensure that they can survive at the hardest stage, make them vulnerable to females)
3)Help them to pass the love messages.
4)Bring him along as you are approaching his target (help them to overcome shyness)
5)Plastic surgery.
6)Pray to God that the girl will be more active.
7)Be a homo (no need to woo a female lo)
8)Use drug/alcohol to make accident occur/ boost their courage (Caution, please take precaution action to avoid pregnancy)

(Due to the laziness, the length of the post will be reduced. Please be considerate as the author faced a strong internal conflicts as he is going through and writing out his toughest chapter in his life ;p)

Miracles

The only weakness a human, especially one with a logical and rational mind, will have is thinking too much. I had to admit about my perfectionist attitude that usually lead to inevitable stress and pressure. Human like me will need to have more than one alternative plan, considering pros and cons for every single step, trying to avoid making mistakes, worrying about revealing the stupidity and taking time to make sure that the path in front of me is the most secure i can get.

Result? I lose my dreams, i lose my imagination, i lose my desire, i lose my expectation on miracle. Easy ya, if you are those who are skeptical about things that you can't see, you will start to lose your faith on miracle, which is something that you can't see.

I am currently in a groupwork and during the planning stage, it is very obvious to see me, worrying for every single details. Honestly, i have doubt that our event ( Adver time : http://www.helpfriday13th.blogspot.com/ ) is not capable to be as gala as it is now. The moment when i am worrying about budget and sponsorship, miracles happen. All the sponsorships pop out from no where and things are just getting better and better and better. (Guys, all of you are just brilliant!!!!!!)

Perhaps, sometime you just need to let go and let your Lady Luck guide you. I seriously regret for missing too many chances that may change my life if i have just close my eyes and follow my heart. I will be trying to close my part of brain that control logical thinking, so bear with me if i come out with any stupid things all in a sudden.

I wanna sing while playing guitar (Currently working on)

I wanna change a new car (Latio Implus, tell dad ya!!!)

I wanna get a new camera!!!!

I (really) wanna have long hair!!!!

I wanna go clubbing!!!!

I wanna grow taller

I wanna go to Bali and have beach party with bikini gals (0.o)

I wanna be lazy ( though i'm all the time)

I wanna kick N@zib 's ass



(The list is too long but thats what currently in my mind that i wanna do regardless what happen ;p)

My love story

My friend told me that love is addictive. When you are in a relationship, you wish that time will stop eternally as both of you would like to spend all the time, looking at each other. When you are alone, it seem like your brain is covered with all the sweet memories and you are so excited to wait for the next date.

However, things change when your partner started to let go and choose to continue the journey with another person. This time, as you are alone, hatred, rage and sadness covered your mind. If money flows out in a relationship, this time tears and harsh words flows. You feel like killing your partner as revenge for the betray. Hopefully you are not that thick-skinned to threathen your partner to return all the gifts or beg to revive the relationship.

I admit that the whole arguement is not strong because i never been in a relationship before and i'm proud to say that no one even hold my hand yet (except my mom, my dad, my sis, my uncle ,my grandma, mak cik kantin,........). I recieved tons of laugh from my friends and my cousin (bubububuuub) for still being alone since 20 years ago. Perhaps i'm just not born to be paired with someone. Btw, i'm straight.

My point of view is puppy love is not even love for me. It is just admiration, just feel happy to have a handsome prince/princess around you. And for those puppy lover, good luck for you guys. I cant give any comment as i'm one of those failure that fails to get a partner (just to make them feel better) but i believe that if you put all your love on your partner, you will gonna have a hellya pain if he/she take all away and leave you alone. It is painful cos you have lost all your love in one time. Thats why it is important to know that, beside loving your partner, love yourself, love your family and love everyone around you. At least you will still get back the love that you have deposited on them if your partner left (touch wood).

Eventually, you will have to continue your journey of life alone. Many will get into your path but the one that will make the story goes on will be only you. Pray hard you die before your partner if you believe that both of you will be together forever. (You end your race first and wait for him at the ending point.)

Many thanks to those who share their lovely yet gruesome-in-the-end love story. I really enjoy the storyline and i'm glad that you make me as your audience. To those who are in a sweet wonderful relationship, Happy Valentine for you guys and for those who are like me, .........gambatte and horray as we dont need to spend on overchange chocolates, roses and couple meal ;p

My company

I'm part of a big, multiculture company which seem to hide in a perfect mask as it showed how peaceful and harmony we are, under the same habitat. However, we who are working in this company are just beginning to fed up with the company's structure and system. The previous chairman was a brillant leader, single-handed lifting our company to the surface of the world. But then, the thing changed when the new chairman started to rule.

I don't hate my chairman. He may not be as brilliant like our previous chairman but he worked very hard in order to make his reputation. The only and most vital killer blow/ weakness is his soft-hearted and gentleman way of leadership. That makes all the bastards that work with him started to unmask themselves. It is very normal for a company to breed a bunch of assholes that contribute nothing but problems but once the virus starting to spread, assholes turned into holy-shit assholes.

Thanks to the vice-chairman, the head of the assholes, we are now able to pinpoint all the issues. He is so so bad in acting and we, from a office boy to a garbage collecter know what is he about to do. To add lemon on your naked wound, he is perfect in using his authority to form pressure to both executive and management level. Basically, he is the one that roll the dice and other are praying not to lose too badly in this game.

Our chairman is leaving soon and no doubt, our vice will take his position. Most of us know our repercusion. He will make more false account to suck money, enough to buy a street of brothels. (Typical guy likes to have one mistress, he prefer mistressessssssss). How? By reducing our projects budget, decreasing OT wages, add taxes in cafeteria, charge for every turn to toilet........ well, he will eventually come out with his law to suck money.

Seriously, i love my company and i plan to work here till .......... well, no exact figure yet. All this political issues in our company really discouraging us to work. Some leave, some work while mind covered with million of complains, some do not care and some still do not aware with the current situation. We make complains, we make noises. Still, the company is operating, business as usual. This is ths story of my company. Pretty unfair ya? ;p

How to Behave During CNY

CNY is one of the biggest event you will probably experience in Malaysia, especially among Chinese. Therefore, knowing how to behave during these important days will save you alot of problems and making you an understanding friend as we are staying in the same country.

8 things that you should/must/better aware of... (Based on true story)

1)Angpau is more than just a red packet with money. It symbolizes hope and fortune given from the victims (i mean those who give you angpau). So, if you visit someone's house, don't be so rude to ask for angpau, don't open the angpau instantly or don't ask and spread the news regard on the amount of money inside the angpau.

2)It is not compulsary to wear red but try to avoid clothes that are black, with skull or any satan potraits, animals head, vulgar words, thick coat (Hello, Malaysia is full of hottie, it is damn hot here), songkok (Wrong place, WTH?!) and sexy-prom-night dresses.

3)You know that Chinese are not allowed to sweep the floor. So dudes, please be considering when you are trying to dispose your gabbage. It is not funny for the house owner if the whole Coke landed on a white sofa or collecting kuaci one by one on the floor. Though they respond in a gentle way, but you will know what happened when you leave the house.

4)For those who like to include vulgar/harsh/not-so-good languages or words in between sentences, please choose one of the two options provided. A) Think everytime before words come out from your mouth or B) Just keep ya filthy mouth shut.

5)CNY is the best chance you can get into someone' house. However, 'treasure digging' or 'shopper' attitude are no no. Don't simply go to others room and start digging people's wardrobe and asking the price of the limited edition SpongeBob boxer. Avoid touching people's valuable items such as vase, plasma TV, PS3, dog, pictures and maid.

6)Watch out the way you react in other's house. Do not attempt to make youself stupid by hopping around the house, standing on the sofa, eating till you feel like 'ta pau', taking/demanding more than one angpau, drinking beer till you drop and curse when you lose in poker card game.

7)Something are better when they are not reviewed. Don't try to act hardworking on CNY. Harkworking= "I wanna do homework, got three exercise books to do." or " Let me finish my Hairy Pooter first." when other are busying chatting and gathering. Come on, you can do this later. Save it for yourself.

8)Please do make yourself look good during CNY. Make sure you have yourself well dressed, brush your teeth, wash your face, change your inner, style your hair properly (For those who have extreme hairstyle like me, god bless you. I'm still thinking how to style my hair to look more 'guai'.). Trust me, you will get more angpau and more praises from vistors. You definitely dislike the feeling of people cursing you during CNY.

Last one,

Happy Chinese New Year and Wish everyone around me is as healthy, as tough, as full (Cow is fat), as 'milky' (Mean more money) and as easy-go-lucky like cow this year ;p (No more psy stuffs this time, Loki)

Mother Teresa said...

From my uncle's t-shirt...

We went for a kaw kaw shopping recently and professional shoppers like us have no problem to hunt down 5 or 6 t-shirts with all these kawaii phrases.

Sometime it is just a matter of fact that some 'holy' phrases can potrait a different meaning if it is from someone else mouth (exp - me ;p)








See, it is just the matter of perceptive. The same accident, if occured in a comedy, will be a joke while when occured in a horror movie, will be a heart-stopping terror. It depends on how you view the matter, what is your mood and how to do react to it. CNY is just around the corner, so enjoy your holidays and let the fire crackers shine the whole night despite the risk of getting summons from our friendly neighbourhood, policeman. ;p