How to spot a shy male ;p

Due to the intensive advises and complains from numerous friends, i will like to give comments in behalf of other fellow shy-male to express what is inside our fragile heart and also guide to spot and knock down a shy male.

Shy dudes ( for example, me ;p) usually talk alot about their love theories but simply, they are lack of pratical and experience in relationship. Most of the tim, they are the one that you will refer to if you face any problem regard to relationship as they are neutral and bias free (they don't know what is love). This is because they are

1) shy (duh!!!)
2) lack of exposure to females especially hot pretty chicks
3) do not look too attractive
4) poor
5) can't differentiate between friends and potential lover
6) lazy (they have other things to focus on, eg games, comics, p*rn)
7) scare of rejection
8) 'love stereotype' eg. love hurts, love uses alot of money, love is like holding a time bomb

Shy male's personalities.

1)Must be a straight male
2)Talk and give comments on love but no action taken.
3)Give out bunch of reasons not to date a woman.
4)Red Cheek (worst = red face)
5)Abnormal sudden change of responce and attitude when a hot chick walks pass (eg, act cool, act smart)
6)No eye contact during a conversation with a female.
7)Acting as if love is nothing to them.
8)Feel anxious when they know that the target is around them.
9)Try to appear in front of the target but not dare to be too near or approach.

Ways to overcome the disorder.

1)Watch p*rn
2)Get surrounded by ugly pork chops first before targeting on hot chicks. (This is to ensure that they can survive at the hardest stage, make them vulnerable to females)
3)Help them to pass the love messages.
4)Bring him along as you are approaching his target (help them to overcome shyness)
5)Plastic surgery.
6)Pray to God that the girl will be more active.
7)Be a homo (no need to woo a female lo)
8)Use drug/alcohol to make accident occur/ boost their courage (Caution, please take precaution action to avoid pregnancy)

(Due to the laziness, the length of the post will be reduced. Please be considerate as the author faced a strong internal conflicts as he is going through and writing out his toughest chapter in his life ;p)

Miracles

The only weakness a human, especially one with a logical and rational mind, will have is thinking too much. I had to admit about my perfectionist attitude that usually lead to inevitable stress and pressure. Human like me will need to have more than one alternative plan, considering pros and cons for every single step, trying to avoid making mistakes, worrying about revealing the stupidity and taking time to make sure that the path in front of me is the most secure i can get.

Result? I lose my dreams, i lose my imagination, i lose my desire, i lose my expectation on miracle. Easy ya, if you are those who are skeptical about things that you can't see, you will start to lose your faith on miracle, which is something that you can't see.

I am currently in a groupwork and during the planning stage, it is very obvious to see me, worrying for every single details. Honestly, i have doubt that our event ( Adver time : http://www.helpfriday13th.blogspot.com/ ) is not capable to be as gala as it is now. The moment when i am worrying about budget and sponsorship, miracles happen. All the sponsorships pop out from no where and things are just getting better and better and better. (Guys, all of you are just brilliant!!!!!!)

Perhaps, sometime you just need to let go and let your Lady Luck guide you. I seriously regret for missing too many chances that may change my life if i have just close my eyes and follow my heart. I will be trying to close my part of brain that control logical thinking, so bear with me if i come out with any stupid things all in a sudden.

I wanna sing while playing guitar (Currently working on)

I wanna change a new car (Latio Implus, tell dad ya!!!)

I wanna get a new camera!!!!

I (really) wanna have long hair!!!!

I wanna go clubbing!!!!

I wanna grow taller

I wanna go to Bali and have beach party with bikini gals (0.o)

I wanna be lazy ( though i'm all the time)

I wanna kick N@zib 's ass



(The list is too long but thats what currently in my mind that i wanna do regardless what happen ;p)

My love story

My friend told me that love is addictive. When you are in a relationship, you wish that time will stop eternally as both of you would like to spend all the time, looking at each other. When you are alone, it seem like your brain is covered with all the sweet memories and you are so excited to wait for the next date.

However, things change when your partner started to let go and choose to continue the journey with another person. This time, as you are alone, hatred, rage and sadness covered your mind. If money flows out in a relationship, this time tears and harsh words flows. You feel like killing your partner as revenge for the betray. Hopefully you are not that thick-skinned to threathen your partner to return all the gifts or beg to revive the relationship.

I admit that the whole arguement is not strong because i never been in a relationship before and i'm proud to say that no one even hold my hand yet (except my mom, my dad, my sis, my uncle ,my grandma, mak cik kantin,........). I recieved tons of laugh from my friends and my cousin (bubububuuub) for still being alone since 20 years ago. Perhaps i'm just not born to be paired with someone. Btw, i'm straight.

My point of view is puppy love is not even love for me. It is just admiration, just feel happy to have a handsome prince/princess around you. And for those puppy lover, good luck for you guys. I cant give any comment as i'm one of those failure that fails to get a partner (just to make them feel better) but i believe that if you put all your love on your partner, you will gonna have a hellya pain if he/she take all away and leave you alone. It is painful cos you have lost all your love in one time. Thats why it is important to know that, beside loving your partner, love yourself, love your family and love everyone around you. At least you will still get back the love that you have deposited on them if your partner left (touch wood).

Eventually, you will have to continue your journey of life alone. Many will get into your path but the one that will make the story goes on will be only you. Pray hard you die before your partner if you believe that both of you will be together forever. (You end your race first and wait for him at the ending point.)

Many thanks to those who share their lovely yet gruesome-in-the-end love story. I really enjoy the storyline and i'm glad that you make me as your audience. To those who are in a sweet wonderful relationship, Happy Valentine for you guys and for those who are like me, .........gambatte and horray as we dont need to spend on overchange chocolates, roses and couple meal ;p

My company

I'm part of a big, multiculture company which seem to hide in a perfect mask as it showed how peaceful and harmony we are, under the same habitat. However, we who are working in this company are just beginning to fed up with the company's structure and system. The previous chairman was a brillant leader, single-handed lifting our company to the surface of the world. But then, the thing changed when the new chairman started to rule.

I don't hate my chairman. He may not be as brilliant like our previous chairman but he worked very hard in order to make his reputation. The only and most vital killer blow/ weakness is his soft-hearted and gentleman way of leadership. That makes all the bastards that work with him started to unmask themselves. It is very normal for a company to breed a bunch of assholes that contribute nothing but problems but once the virus starting to spread, assholes turned into holy-shit assholes.

Thanks to the vice-chairman, the head of the assholes, we are now able to pinpoint all the issues. He is so so bad in acting and we, from a office boy to a garbage collecter know what is he about to do. To add lemon on your naked wound, he is perfect in using his authority to form pressure to both executive and management level. Basically, he is the one that roll the dice and other are praying not to lose too badly in this game.

Our chairman is leaving soon and no doubt, our vice will take his position. Most of us know our repercusion. He will make more false account to suck money, enough to buy a street of brothels. (Typical guy likes to have one mistress, he prefer mistressessssssss). How? By reducing our projects budget, decreasing OT wages, add taxes in cafeteria, charge for every turn to toilet........ well, he will eventually come out with his law to suck money.

Seriously, i love my company and i plan to work here till .......... well, no exact figure yet. All this political issues in our company really discouraging us to work. Some leave, some work while mind covered with million of complains, some do not care and some still do not aware with the current situation. We make complains, we make noises. Still, the company is operating, business as usual. This is ths story of my company. Pretty unfair ya? ;p