Theories for my tummy

It become a fact in Wikipedia that i consumed large amount of food everyday. But, this 'trend' is getting worse now. See, when you are paying for your own food all the time and you are living in the area whereby the price of the F & B can poke a big hole at your wallet, i think i should be making some serious consideration on whether what happen to my 'bottemless' tummy? 10 things that might happen to me now, i mean my tummy. (I had my dinner around 8, snack at 9 and 'tong sui' as i'm blogging ;p)

1) Reaching adolescence stage again. That's why i need extra energy, and therefore extra food.
2) There is a big hole in my stomach. Foods are leaking from that hole, and it is assumed that i don't eat. Yet, i should poo poo alot, which surprisingly i am not.
3)Hyperactive gastric juice in my gastric which increase the digestion, making me feel hungry very very fast.
4)Pregnant. According to my textbook, pregnancy might make someone hungry. But i'm a guy, more important, i'm a virgin.
5)Slow reaction from hormones. They are unable to detect glucose, sending the impulses to brain that 'this dude' suppose to be hungry.
6)Temptation of food is beyond my control.
7)I have 4 tummies, like a cow and rabbit. More space to fill to feel full.
8)I'm just born abnormal, should consult a pro to scan through my tummy.
9)Addiction to food. Like smoking and drug, at least something should be inside my mouth anytime anyway.
10)High metabolism level. I believe 90% of my energy is used on crapping and hunting for hot chicks, creating serious loss of glucose to other organs. Therefore, more food to get more energy.