The art of procrastination

I finally got my 2010 planner. I spent almost 2 months hunting for a right one. The reason i finally make my mind to buy this planner is because it is specially design for procrastinator, i mean myself ;p

Some of the nice quotations in my planner which i think it is very true, making me feel proud to be a procrastinator.

1)Most people procrastinate; others are just lying.

2)Procrastination is not genetic; you need to practice to become good at it.

3)If life is short, a long task list seems quite silly.

4)WARNING: Finishing every item on your-to-do list can cause boredom, disorientation and emptiness.

5)Work is like exercise, it is best to start slow.

6)Work is inevitable, why rush to get to it?

7)Never refer to yourself as a procrastinator; You are only a thoughtful plotter.

8)Experts say procrastination can lead to stress, depression and misery. Work causes the same things but quicker.

9)Articles condemning procrastination are written by overworked people who are jealous of procrastinators.

10)Procrastination is the art of relaxing in the face of adversity.

Nothing is Impossible

'I'm so afraid of my daughter. When I knew that she is dating with a guy that is 6 years older than her, i called her straight away. She told me that her boyfriend is currently working, someone that she can communicate and depends on. Well, i used to tell her that study first, dating last. But it seem like when the feeling is there, nothing you can do to stop it. How about you, Waihong? Still single?'

Chatting with my mom's friend is like announcing a formal news in press conference. ' Well, can't get the right one'. My mom smiled.

'Don't be so picky, handsome. But it is better not to date when you are studying. My god, i just hope that she don't get pregnant so soon. You know, teens nowadays.'

'It depends. You can stand tough on your own choice. If you don't want, nothing can make you change your mind but yourself.' I said.

'As if you won't. That's because you haven't get one girl that you love and she is sitting on a bed' She is sure an open-minded mom. I never think of it (though it is not a convincing fact.). I always think that i can withstand such seduction until she asked me that question. Now, nothing is impossible.

'Time to go, boy' My mom smiled and waited me at the car. ;p

LCLY?? NOPE!!!!

When i think of posting a message in FB, asking everyone to come to my house on the first day of CNY, all of the sudden, i realized that i might have half of the visitors that i barely know, coming to my house for angpau's'. I'm not trying to save my mom's money but i take this as gathering, not invasion.

Imagine 40 people come to your house on that day and 20 of them are your 'hi hi by bye' friends (shouldn't hi and bye randomly to people that smiled at me in school corridors) which you barely remember their name. To be honest, i will rather set a gathering in random mamak stall and then well, you are free to invade and destroy the whole stall.(It is included in the bill)

Perhaps, i will just pass the message via SMS, email or blog

Btw, do i sounds LCLY??? I just don't wanna spend my first day of CNY cleaning the mess. Selfish is the best appliable trait, especially when you are busy. Sorry...

(P/s : To those who read my blog, you are the special one. So, dont worry, Loki, you are definitely in my visitor list. IT IS DAMN STRONGLY RECOMMANDED TO BRING ALONG YOUR GIRLFRIEND ;p)

Long long journey starts from after the first step

I think i finally able to play a simple song with my always-out-of-tune guitar. Nothing much to proud of especially when most of the expert and avid players will say 'Playing 4 chords, and most of the chords are sound the same. There is still long way to go".

I know that fact, and it is true. Nothing much to be ashamed by the fact i'm still a noob, actually i'm happy that at least someone realized that i'm hitting on 4 chords, though they sound the same.

The pressures and stresses that we face everyday, mostly are due to the acknowledge that we are being judged and observed. In certain cases, we are just being too sensitive, moreover, whatever actions and things that you do, there will definitely someone that votes for the opposition side. Like what we learn in psychic, there is always an opposite force behind any moving object. That's how things are on balance.

It will take another 2 months for me to master the new song and i'm delighted with my current pace. AT LEAST, i haven't have the intention to give up. Gambatte, Edward ;p (Desperate for mental support)

What a shame!!! I can't even be honest in my own personal virtual space. Guess i need another channel to voice out. So sad

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

New year resolution?

Just stick and work on things that unable to complete in 2009.

Having too many items in my list-to-do is slowing me now :D

Wooooooooo

All people are born with vampire genes

Evidence??

1)People nowadays sleep less, sleep very late at night, more active at night compared to day, which is not suppose to be a natural habit for human. That's why they look pale (like vampire)

2)People nowadays hate sunlight. Forget about sunlight and vitamin D, just stop any ladies around the mall and ask them how many layer of sunblock lotion and long sleeve shirts they wear before they expose to sunlight.

3)People nowadays take extreme make-up to cover their flaws. Due to evidence #1, people that sleep late look like one, therefore putting thick make-up on their face is hard to serve the purpose to cover up the flaws. It actually makes you look more pale.

4)People nowadays just love to see blood. Without blood scenes, who will bother to watch? Pure violent.

5)People nowadays look like vampire (including me). They wear black glasses indoor (vampires hate sunlight, even dim lights inside shopping mall), wear black skinny clothes and jeans (to portrait how slim they are, yo, vampires are skinny. Maybe i just haven't meet a fat vampire yet), hide at the dark corner, avoid onion and cross (well, there are people that patiently separate onion from the rest of the topping in pizza)

6)People nowadays sleep in a 'coffin', i mean, small area. Houses in KL is as expensive as other big metropolitan, however, the salary remains at the third world standard.

7)People nowadays avoid mirror. I'm not sure whether or not they are afraid of their own physical appearance (people do afraid of black pores and aches, which is way smaller than us). Another example, drivers. How often they realized that there is a car beside or behind them. Therefore, besides brakes, the second most frequently item pressed in a car will be your honk.

8)People nowadays are fantasize to be a vampire. Just look at how popular that Edward Cullen is. I believe that fans know more about Edward Cullen than their parents who are with them since birth.

Nature or nurture, fact or fiction, we will see more and more going-to-be vampires pop out and i think, according to evidence #1, #4 and #6, i'm may also be the part of the big family. I hope i will able to bite a hot chick, instead of a piece of cholesterol ;p