Appreciativeness and gratefulness

I spend almost 40 min in front of my laptop's cam, smiling and responding while FB-ing, as my parents are buggin me about my future girlfriend. This is what they pinpoint during the whole conversation

1) No fat and short gal (not you, xwing)
2) No dating now in college, unless I can score A in all my subjects (Thats y i'm single)
3) ......... Fine, can date but don't neglect your assignments (In case i turn gay)
4) If you can't get a girlfriend by 30, mom will start helping you to hunt gal (OMFG)
5) Say no for naive and silly gals, no princess and bitch (I agree!!!)
6) Don't play play, no accidents (How to have accident in toilet , mature content)

Here, i would really appreciate and thank to those who cares about my marital status. MK, Stephie and HX to name some. I don't really like that 'angel' and i don't really need your help to knock her down if i plan to. Though i don't mind to joke regards on this matter, but if she realised this, i will be wearing mask to U everyday to avoid her. Sian la dia, tak pasal pasal kena gosip. Please..... keep in confidential. Just between us....

And, i spend the remaining 20 min, looking at the mirror and staring on my own face. Do i look so hopeless in knocking a gal down. What makes all of my beloved worrying that i can't get girlfriend........... Do i look weird?! ;p

Rich and Poor Theory

I am spending my valuable and rare hoildays, watching that damn South Park. Well, cantonese version is always more funny that the original version. Besides rude, i still think that it is as cool and rock as Sponge Bob!!!!!

Got some inspirations from one of the episodes which talks about the 'Rich and Poor Theory'. If you ever wonder, why are you so poor and yet God or any rich ppl never even help you by sharing their money with you, this is the answer.

First, to be rich you need to be smart. When you are smart, you will end up getting a cert and work in a big company and earn tons of money. So, for the poor ppl, they are just dumb. (Ouch!!!). The reason rich ppl never share their money with ppl is basically they don't bother to share money with dumbass and they will have to work, like the rich ppl to get money. See, the poor can work as the servant for the rich, doing things that the rich won't do such as maid, rubbish collector or plumber (Ouch!!). If the poor get rich, who will do all these sh*t?!

Some part of this theory seem to be logical and ya, i buy his idea. Guess that's the reason why money is so powerful and everyone is hunting for more. In reality, it is just painful for the poor (I'm included, thats y i worked as a saleperson) to realise this fact. (The actual version is way more aggressive and rude, due to our country cencorship law, certain language and words have been eliminated and replaced)

Baby Henry's party

Here's some pictures of that brat, Baby Henry poolside birthday party. Well, he is 12 months old now. Just hope that he can keep quiet and unactive sometime. Now i know, it is just hard to be some baby's parents. Hail all parents!!!!!




He just know where is the camera. Witty little brat

Should keep this cake into the fridge. It is melting in my hand, not in my mouth.

What he will do is toss all the coins to the floor. No prize to those who able to guess who gotta clean all the mess later.

His hobby, kissing someone. For me, he prefers to bite and lick.

More pic coming soon due to difficulties to upload pic. Thanks to Streamyx, u know Streamyx issue......

Chick Magnet

I read a post before regards on hot chicks. It stated that there are only 3 types of people that have such chance to be surrounded or marry a hot chick. Let's just negelct whether or not they will have a wonderful marriage in future.

First type of people will be rich dudes. No doubt, if you have money, you are the chick magnet. What you need to do is to fetch her with your luxury yet 2 door-less-than-my-car car and bring her to luxury-yet-small- portion restaurant. Not forget, bring along your unlimited credit cards and swap as if you have bottomless gold in your mine. Then, you can do whatever you wanna and wish to do to her (Warning: Depending on individual's perception, this line may contain mature content.). Well, money is the best solution and best brain-washing element in this world. No Doubt ;p

Solution : Me, myself spend years to find out a way to be rich but sadly, there are no shortcuts for fortune. Positive method, you work or be a businessman or pray hard that you'd hit the jackpot. Negative method, be a toyboy or rob or be a government servant.

Second type, P-O-W-E-R. Watched Fast and Furious 4??? You dont need to be good looking to have tons of chicks in your house. Just wear some bling-bling, put some vulgar words in between your sentence, poke your skin with color pencil or black pen (a.k.a tattoo) and speak loudly. Thats what we call, mafia bro. Or, go for a election, win it and be famous. Same result.

Third, very good-looking dudes. According to Law of Attraction, you will attract people that is similiar with you. Or in Social Psychology, we will tend to mix around with people thats similiar with us. So if you are a handsome dude, example, models, they will mix with other models or fabulous people. Am i right? So, if you are complaining why you are not a womanizer, easy, cos you are just not. If you are complaining of having a bunch of friends that share the similarity with @$$ 0, don't curse them. The curse will hit you back cos you are one of the @$$ 0 too. ;p

I personal agree with the points and i guess that this solves the mystery of why i'm not a hen (no chicks around). Personal strategy, i will aim to the first category, rich. It is easier to wash chicks' brain with money than force and attractiveness. At least, you are the dealer. ;p

Fairy Tale

If someone tell you that unity is possible, tell them that nothing (besides your six abs) can be unity, not forever. I'm been living in this land of diversity whereby seeing people with different races and skin colour are a norm. Our government tried and still trying to inject this thought, so called ' perpaduan' into everyone in this country. Yet, you know that it will never have a day when we can call someone with their name, instead of that ' chinese dude' or ' keling' (sorry to be rude)

Easy, when you go through an accident and what is the first question you will ask? 'What race is he/she'. When you trapped in a jam and starting cursing the car beside you that tried to overcome you, what will you said? 'DAMN (race) people, all of them sucks. Come on, if victims are from other races, you will do feel better ya? Other races' life do not consider as valuable as yours.

Hunger for more examples? Why do bumiputra have discount when they buy house and we, non- bumiputra do not have such discount? Are bumiputra consider special just because they are born here, or 'grow' from soil here? If we are staying here, don't we consider as bumiputra??
Don't you feel ashame to take such discount which obviously unfair to other? Indirectly, government is giving you a wheelchair to show how handicapp you are.

This discrimination doesn't only occur between races, but also within races. See what happen to government's party everytime before election? See what happen in a Chinese village when it comes to money and honey? See what happen between a Hokkien and Hakka and Cantonese individual arguing on their language? Is it that important to show how great our race is? Are we all human? Are we all equal? Told you, unity, equality and world peace is impossible.

For those who have strong discrimination attitude, congrat and continue with your thought and attitude. You are contributing to the doom of the human civilization. We been exposed to tooo many history and examples, showing how deadly war can be and yet, we human are still living in a world without history. Keep repeating and following the cycle. It is ok ;p

Friday the 13th Exposed (Edward's feeling after event)

I think i suppose to come out with the final summary of the event that took place last week, Friday the 13th and to those who been there or know about the whole event, there are too many pic to insert into this blog and it will take centuries to recycle the memories regards to this event. Therefore, i decide not to redo and comment on the event again and again. Since Fern had the most update/exposed info to our event, just go and visit her blog http://chocolatedreamsandeverythingnice.blogspot.com/. She did a brilliant job in commentating the whole event.

Ok, back to my life after the event. After going through nights of OT, i decided to 'date' MK to watch Slumdog Millionaire. Well, since the Friday the 13th show is all about charity show, i bet after going both the event and the Ocsar-winning award movie, holy...... You will realise how damn lucky you can be in this country. (Besides political issue)

It seems to me that everyone in this world required help from someone else and thats the reason why we have to go through the project (For the 25 marks too, to be honest). I would said that this movie really open up the eyes of many lucky-fellow who are indulge in the torrent of prosperity and greed. Life doesn't need to be fill by unlimited fortune or luxury. Maybe it is not as convincing as i plan it to be cos i'm one of the money-minded dude in this world but it is true. When you are broke (like me now), you wanna have a bunch of money falling from a tree like Newton got apple when he was skipping his lecture. Then, when you are freaking rich (like what i will be soon :p), you will then complain that money is no longer important and you started to think to have other... Desire is always accepted but it will be painful to have desire that hard to be accomplished.

Example? When we going through the 2-month duration project, every single one of us pray hard and wish that the whole hell will end ASAP. In the end? every single one of us pray hard and wish that the whole hell will go on again and again. Controversial, ya?

The pictures of us worrying about every single activities in our event are still fresh in my memory. And in the end, all the paths are cleared for us. Thinking too much basically do not help to solve the matter. Coming out from the initial plan doesn't really bad, if you know how to get back when you leave the original track. Hey, you may get a shortcut out of it.

Finally.......

Tomorrow will be a big day for all of the sufferers (Form 6 students). I can be sure that every single Form 6 went through their 2 years, cursing the books and teachers, banging head towards the wall or wooden well-decorated desk and sweating during the 3 hours math exam.

Well, i believe that the main purpose of Form 6 is to kill off and discourage hardworking and nerdy students to stop studying and help the economic to grow by quit studying and start to work. However, i will really need to SHOUT OUT HERE, they survived and grow stronger after going through this hell!!!!!

I will like to wish any Form 6 to get the best result that you cant even imagine. For most of my bros in BG, i bet you will never read this post but still i wish you guys all the best!!!!

Good, bad or ugly, life still goes on. An A doesn't able to prove your hardwork (if there is) and marks are just a figure of how many questions you can get it correct. Why bother to make your life miserable because of certain figures?!

May the Lady Luck be with every single of you tomorrow. AAAAAAAAAAA :p